| So Many Things |
| If I was an ostrich I'd give you some candy And if I was a rhino I'd bake you a pie And if I was an apricot I'd try to give you cancer But I'm not, I am human, so too bad And if I was a tulip I'd give you a kidney And if I was a house fly I'd hand you a match And if I was a monkey I'd give you indigestion But I'm not, I am human, so too bad So many things Want to do them all Want to bite you Then take you to the mall (x2) If I was a fruit bat I'd give you a back rub And if I was an earth worm I'd read you a book And if I was a jellyfish I'd give you a seizure But I'm not, I am human, so too bad So many things Want to do them all Want to bite you Then take you to the mall (x2) If I was an ostrich I'd give you some candy And if I was a rhino I'd bake you a pie And if I was an apricot I'd try to give you cancer But I'm not, I am human, so too bad So many things Want to do them all Want to bite you Then take you to the mall (x2) |
| Words and music by Joel... Yaaay me again... PS: Coffee is good... |