Funny Things To Do At Walmart

  1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them up and leaving them in certain places all over the store
  2. Ride those little electronic rides at the front of the store.
  3. Go to an ATM and make a withdrawal of $50. As the money is coming out, scream loudly, "I HIT THE JACKPOT!"
  4. Make a trail of orange juice to the bathroom.
  5. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
  6. Start playing calvin ball and see how many peeple join in.
  7. Contaminate the entire auto department with airfresheners.
  8. Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to Mission Impossible.
  9. Challenge others to duels with tubes of giftwrap.
  10. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
  11. Look into the security camera mirror and pick ur nose.
  12. Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of The X~Men vs. G.I. Joes.
  13. Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
  14. Hide in clothing racks When a shopper browses through the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
  15. Go to the food court and order a drink. Tell them you dont get out much and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.
  16. Go into the dressing room and say really loudly, "Hey!There's no toilet paper in here!"
  17. Re-dress the manequins as u see fit.
  18. When there are peeple behind you, walk really slowly, especially in small, narrow aisles.
  19. Walk up to an employee and say, "I think we have a code three in housewares" and see what happens.
  20. Tune all the radios and then turn them off then turn the volume all the way up.
  21. Play with the automatic doors.
  22. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hi, I havent seen you in a while..." and see if they pretend to know you also.
  23. While walking through the clothing department, say loudly, "Who buys this crap anyway?"
  24. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
  25. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.
  26. Choose someone and follow them around for 10 minutes, always staying 5 feet behind them.
  27. Play soccer with some friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
  28. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow!! Magic!"
  29. Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
  30. Move 'Caution wet floor' signs to carpeted areas.
  31. Set up a tent in the camping department. Say that others can join you if thet get a pillow from bed and bath.
  32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from the other aisles.
  33. Ask the customers if they have any grey poupon.
  34. Drape a blanket over your shoulders and say "I am batman. Come Robin, to the batcave."
  35. TP as much of the store as possible.
  36. Randomly throw things into other aisles yelling, "Incoming!"
  37. Make all the calculators say "Hello" upside down.
  38. If someoen asks you for directions say "Why cant you peeple just leave me alone!?"
  39. If two or three peeple are walkin in front of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!!"
  40. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if they have any in stock. For example: Shnerples.


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