Ways To Annoy People
- Sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Every time someone asks you to do sumthing, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and lable it "IN".
- Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to expresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for special favors".
- Reply to everything everyone says with, "Thats what you think."
- Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the briteness level lights up the entire work area, and instist to others that you like it that way.
- Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
- dontuseanypunctuationsorspaces
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Ask people what sex they are.
- Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
- Sing along with an opera.
- Go to a poetry reading and ask why the poems dont rhyme.
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Then, wear them one day after your boss does (this is especially effective if your boss is of the oppisite gender)
- Send emails to everyone in the company telling them where you're going. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- Hum when you're on an elevator.
- When going to a restaurant with friends, don't order anything because "you're not hungry", then pick at their food when it arrives.
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