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DISCLAIMER: The Hall Family is not part of or in any way affilliated with Hallmark Corp. of America (or whatever their name is...)!!! We just like their e-cards!
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| The Digital CocoNutt |
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By now you're wondering who this Nutt is... Well, just in case you were curious- You DON'T want to know... No, really... You DON'T!!!
My name is Roy J.D. Hall, but everybody usually
calls me J.D. I was born and raised in American Samoa, but I've gone to
school in Hawai`i, and on the mainland. No, in answer to your next question,
I'm not a troublemaker. Yeah, troublemakers get sent to Samoa, not away...
unless they're really, really bad. Then they get sent to Texas where they
stay as guests of the Texas penal system, along with the criminally inclined
mainlanders. Me? I'm so legitimate you can't get me to run a stop sign
in an empty mall parking lot after midnight.
Why are you here reading this? Probably because you're
a friend or relative... If you aren't, I can't tell you why you don't
have something better to do. But since you're here why don't you check
out the Poems on the menu? They aren't very good, but at least some of
them are funny...
So, what is the purpose of having a web site? Beats
me! I don't have a clue why I have one except as a place to store information.
There are a ton of hidden pages that aren't linked to the main web site
with lots of information. Most of it is designed to keep me humble. ;-)
Go figure!
DISCLAIMER: I am in no way affiliated or in league with the LGM
(Little Green Men). As a patriot of Earth, I would encourage all persons
to report visiting aliens and extra terrestrials to the FBI and the IRS.
The FBI keeps track of visiting ET's and the IRS makes sure they pay their
taxes during extended stays. Contrary to popular belief, LGM's can look
human or like popular pets... One species kind of looks like a Californian
Redwood... That almost caused an interstellar incident when we cut it
down and made matches out of it. Fortunately, we returned the offending
matches to its home planet where they reconstituted it into a maple. When
will they ever learn? If it ever comes back for a visit... Someone will
probably try to tap it! Who said ET's were smart?
No, I'm not crazy! I'm just a joker and a sci-fi buff. Believe me...
Please!
Here's a recent photo of me taken at a friends wedding.
Why have a picture at all? Well, I will sometimes run into people who want a digital picture of me... And hey, this is the easiest way to get them one. Not the best picture of me, granted - but one of the few digital pictures I do have of myself.