YOU FOUND THE PIGGY PAGE!!
Yes, although there is no advertised Piggy Page on this site, you found it. There are no squirrels, fish, or penguins here, only you (and 6 billion other people). The only way you could have found it was by clicking on this icon:
Anyway, you may be wondering what the heck a "Piggy Page" is doing on a Squirrel War site, and so do I. Before I go any further, if you want to go back to the intro page, click here. If you want some information straight from the source about our awesome Air Force, click here. If you want to find out a thing or two about the Union Commanders (now featuring pictures), click here. Or, if you seek knowledge about the Invisible Squirrels, click here. If, then, you need more input about the Talking Fish, click here. Finally, if you want to know a bit more about our wonderful allies, the Flying Penguins, click here.
Now then, there is a piggy page here because I felt like it. That OK with you? This page also features my "Joke Of The Week" at the bottom of the page. The joke is changed every Sunday (NOT sundae), so you need not wait long to get your weekly allowance of humor. This area features several explainations about everything on this page.
WHY KEVIN IS THE LEADER
Basically, the main reason Kevin is the supposed "leader" of the Union is because he made this up. That's right, the war is partly made up, but it's fun to write about. Kevin's the one who started making paper airplanes, he's the one who started "recruiting", so he's the leader.
THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN INSIDE JOKE
You may have noticed my use of the term "funny little man" a few times on this site. Well, at Wilson, a funny little man is like a descriptive term (i.e., Ian is a funny little man). This term is frequently used in Andrew's theme songs (visit his sites!).
HOW I GOT THE PICTURES
Yes, suddenly pictures were taken of some Union officers, mostly upon request. Three of them were taken in Mrs. Flott's English class, and the rest were captured in the cafeteria. They were taken on the third to last day of school (late May, 2000), and were recently developed and posted.
HOW TO KILL OFF PEOPLE IN "THE SIMS"
Basically, you can either cause a fire (cooking when you don't know how or via fireplace), starve them to death (don't let them eat), or make them drown (put them in a pool and take out the ladders). Hey, that wasn't on this site! Why did I post how you can kill you Sims? The world may never know.
THE REASON FOR THIS SITE
Who knows. For all I care, this is just something to work on when I'm bored (hence the oddities). I would recommend making a nonsense-site like this one to anybody who has free time on their hands. Ian also has a site which may...interest...you.
It's the moment you've all been waiting for,
BEN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!!
One day, three blonde females were stranded on an island, when suddenly one of them discovered a magic lamp. The first woman rubbed it and a genie came out saying, "Well, since there are three of you here, I will grant you each one wish." So, the one who rubbed the lamp said, "I wish that I was smarter so I could get off this lousy place!" And so, POOF, she became a red-head, built a raft, and drifted off back to the mainland. The second blonde said, "Wow, that was pretty cool! I want off this island too but I want to be smarter than her to get off!" And so, POOF, she became a brunette and she built a sailboat and sailed back to the mainland. Finally, the genie asked, "What is your wish, young lady?" And so the third blonde said, "I want to become smarter than both of my friends combined to get off the island!" And so, POOF, she became a man, and crossed the bridge back to the mainland.
Yes, although there is no advertised Piggy Page on this site, you found it. There are no squirrels, fish, or penguins here, only you (and 6 billion other people). The only way you could have found it was by clicking on this icon:
Anyway, you may be wondering what the heck a "Piggy Page" is doing on a Squirrel War site, and so do I. Before I go any further, if you want to go back to the intro page, click here. If you want some information straight from the source about our awesome Air Force, click here. If you want to find out a thing or two about the Union Commanders (now featuring pictures), click here. Or, if you seek knowledge about the Invisible Squirrels, click here. If, then, you need more input about the Talking Fish, click here. Finally, if you want to know a bit more about our wonderful allies, the Flying Penguins, click here.
Now then, there is a piggy page here because I felt like it. That OK with you? This page also features my "Joke Of The Week" at the bottom of the page. The joke is changed every Sunday (NOT sundae), so you need not wait long to get your weekly allowance of humor. This area features several explainations about everything on this page.
WHY KEVIN IS THE LEADER
Basically, the main reason Kevin is the supposed "leader" of the Union is because he made this up. That's right, the war is partly made up, but it's fun to write about. Kevin's the one who started making paper airplanes, he's the one who started "recruiting", so he's the leader.
THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN INSIDE JOKE
You may have noticed my use of the term "funny little man" a few times on this site. Well, at Wilson, a funny little man is like a descriptive term (i.e., Ian is a funny little man). This term is frequently used in Andrew's theme songs (visit his sites!).
HOW I GOT THE PICTURES
Yes, suddenly pictures were taken of some Union officers, mostly upon request. Three of them were taken in Mrs. Flott's English class, and the rest were captured in the cafeteria. They were taken on the third to last day of school (late May, 2000), and were recently developed and posted.
HOW TO KILL OFF PEOPLE IN "THE SIMS"
Basically, you can either cause a fire (cooking when you don't know how or via fireplace), starve them to death (don't let them eat), or make them drown (put them in a pool and take out the ladders). Hey, that wasn't on this site! Why did I post how you can kill you Sims? The world may never know.
THE REASON FOR THIS SITE
Who knows. For all I care, this is just something to work on when I'm bored (hence the oddities). I would recommend making a nonsense-site like this one to anybody who has free time on their hands. Ian also has a site which may...interest...you.
It's the moment you've all been waiting for,
BEN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!!
One day, three blonde females were stranded on an island, when suddenly one of them discovered a magic lamp. The first woman rubbed it and a genie came out saying, "Well, since there are three of you here, I will grant you each one wish." So, the one who rubbed the lamp said, "I wish that I was smarter so I could get off this lousy place!" And so, POOF, she became a red-head, built a raft, and drifted off back to the mainland. The second blonde said, "Wow, that was pretty cool! I want off this island too but I want to be smarter than her to get off!" And so, POOF, she became a brunette and she built a sailboat and sailed back to the mainland. Finally, the genie asked, "What is your wish, young lady?" And so the third blonde said, "I want to become smarter than both of my friends combined to get off the island!" And so, POOF, she became a man, and crossed the bridge back to the mainland.
One day, three blonde females were stranded on an island, when suddenly one of them discovered a magic lamp. The first woman rubbed it and a genie came out saying, "Well, since there are three of you here, I will grant you each one wish." So, the one who rubbed the lamp said, "I wish that I was smarter so I could get off this lousy place!" And so, POOF, she became a red-head, built a raft, and drifted off back to the mainland. The second blonde said, "Wow, that was pretty cool! I want off this island too but I want to be smarter than her to get off!" And so, POOF, she became a brunette and she built a sailboat and sailed back to the mainland. Finally, the genie asked, "What is your wish, young lady?" And so the third blonde said, "I want to become smarter than both of my friends combined to get off the island!" And so, POOF, she became a man, and crossed the bridge back to the mainland.