The Union Commanders
(by the way, if you haven't figured it out, the army against the squirrels is called the Union)
this not-so-top-secret area gives the leaders for the Union armada. Or, I could be lying to get the squirrels of our backs. You never know. Now, repeat after me: "I would like to apologize in advance if any of the nicknames offend me." Well, if the squirrels get to you, you can always return back to the main page by clicking here. They are harder to see here, so be stealthy. If you want to see some truly 
top-secret stuff on the Talking Fish, click here. If you want some data on our allies, the Flying Penguins, click here. Finally, if you want to find out some stuff on the squirrels, click here. Here we go.
General: Kevin (a.k.a. Curly Fries). Age: who cares. He is the one who dropped this whole charade on me.
1st commander: Mark (a.k.a. Squeaky, also TheftBoy) age: I don't know. He created a spinning star type-dealy and was the first to join Kevin.
Captain of Air Force Production: Ben (a.k.a. Coffee) This would be me (the one holding the baby, NOT vice-vera). I designed most of the planes used against the squirrels. Age:13.
2nd commander: Stephen (a.k.a. I haven't figured out a nickname for him yet). Plays the violin. Knows how to make planes. 3rd to join.
Sargeant: Andrew (a.k.a. MimeBoy) Denies allegations of him and Kelly, a.k.a. FerretGirl, despite the fact that they're dating. He makes theme songs for everyone for no particular reason. I know he won't hurt me because HE'S A FUNNY LITTE MAN *bum bum* A FUNNY LITTLE MAN *bum bum* (inside joke). NOTE: Andrew has retired from the war, but he will always be remembered on this site. Please visit his pages later!
Captain of Navy Production: Scott (a.k.a. Big Red, also The Albinism Kid) Designer of the Pelican air craft. Tall, with red hair (or so I want you to think) I realize that his picture makes him look like he was on the Blair Something-or-other Project, but he's not.
3rd commander:Ian (a.k.a. MeLkNiN) Has an eternally stuffy nose. Commonly referred to by some as a "funny little man". I have no earthly idea how he got into this.
Union Air force (if you haven't seen it yet).
(by the way, if you haven't figured it out, the army against the squirrels is called the Union)
this not-so-top-secret area gives the leaders for the Union armada. Or, I could be lying to get the squirrels of our backs. You never know. Now, repeat after me: "I would like to apologize in advance if any of the nicknames offend me." Well, if the squirrels get to you, you can always return back to the main page by clicking here. They are harder to see here, so be stealthy. If you want to see some truly top-secret stuff on the Talking Fish, click here. If you want some data on our allies, the Flying Penguins, click here. Finally, if you want to find out some stuff on the squirrels, click here. Here we go. General: Kevin (a.k.a. Curly Fries). Age: who cares. He is the one who dropped this whole charade on me.1st commander: Mark (a.k.a. Squeaky, also TheftBoy) age: I don't know.
He created a spinning star type-dealy and was the first to join Kevin.Captain of Air Force Production: Ben (a.k.a. Coffee) This would be me (the one holding the baby, NOT vice-vera). I designed most of the planes used against the squirrels. Age:13. 2nd commander: Stephen (a.k.a. I haven't figured out a nickname for him yet). Plays the violin. Knows how to make planes. 3rd to join.
Sargeant: Andrew (a.k.a. MimeBoy) Denies allegations of him and Kelly, a.k.a. FerretGirl, despite the fact that they're dating. He makes theme songs for everyone for no particular reason. I know he won't hurt me because HE'S A FUNNY LITTE MAN *bum bum* A FUNNY LITTLE MAN *bum bum* (inside joke). NOTE: Andrew has retired from the war, but he will always be remembered on this site. Please visit his pages later!Captain of Navy Production: Scott (a.k.a. Big Red, also The Albinism Kid) Designer of the Pelican air craft. Tall, with red hair (or so I want you to think) I realize that his picture makes him look like he was on the Blair Something-or-other Project, but he's not.3rd commander:Ian (a.k.a. MeLkNiN) Has an eternally stuffy nose. Commonly referred to by some as a "funny little man". I have no earthly idea how he got into this.Union Air force (if you haven't seen it yet).