The Invisible Squirrels
This gives information regarding the evil and invisible squirrels. This is a picture of the Squirrel General:
He/she/it is the leader of the squirrels, a.k.a. the squirrels (note my redundant use of "a.k.a.")
The squirrels are especially abundant here, so if you wish to go back to the main page, click here. If you wish 
to go to the Union Leaders page, click here. If you want to find out some things on their allies, the Talking Fish, click here. If you want some cool inf on the Flying Penguins, click here. Finally, no turning back after this, if you wish to see what kind of air force we have, click here. Okay, since you haven't chosen to run (ya got guts, kid), I'm ready to tell my secret now. Move the screen down slowly.
keep going.
The squirrels started invading through all the books in circulation called "Math Curse". It has also been learned that 10 years ago, there were no Invisible Squirrels. Instead, there were Invisible Bears! Now, to be more efficient, they evolved into the Invisible Squirrels. Now, the tame I.B.'s as they used to be called are now willy-nilly I.S.'s. So far, these are the known roles of the different squirrels:
SQUIRREL GENERAL
Leader of the Squirrel Brigade. Height:2'3" Weight:Unknown. This is a one-of-a-kind squirrel, who is believed to be stationed in the Wilson Middle School Speech room. He is most of the time invisible. If you see this unusually large squirrel, then I laugh (hahahahahahahahaha)
SNIPER SQUIRREL
Generally speaking, these are the squirrels you see every day in the trees, going after the bird feeder. Sniper squirrels always stay in the trees, 24 hours a day, and are seen only by those with a "sixth sense" (as you have proven you have, as you found my site).
CHEMIST SQUIRREL
Thanks to the Hawaiian photo gallery for this shot. As you see, it likes to mix stuff. Known for bomb testing. Not invisible when mixing stuff.
NINJA SQUIRREL
These squirrels appear to be a tad overweight, but they run as fast as this guy:
Generally speaking, these are the squirrels you see as roadkill. Only visible when dead. If you somehow see one of these guys, I snicker. (kehehe)
SHADOW SQUIRREL
These squirrels are rarely seen, and for a good reason, too. Thanks to Herman Miller for this fabulous shot. These squirrels are to the Squirrel General as Egor was to Dr. Frankenstein: they are cronies. You rarely see them, because they are only visible just before attack and while sleeping.
Again, these are just the known squirrel roles. If you find any unknown squirrel, e-mail me at [email protected] with a picture (JPEG format, please).
He/she/it is the leader of the squirrels, a.k.a. the squirrels (note my redundant use of "a.k.a.")
The squirrels are especially abundant here, so if you wish to go back to the main page, click here. If you wish to go to the Union Leaders page, click here. If you want to find out some things on their allies, the Talking Fish, click here. If you want some cool inf on the Flying Penguins, click here. Finally, no turning back after this, if you wish to see what kind of air force we have, click here. Okay, since you haven't chosen to run (ya got guts, kid), I'm ready to tell my secret now. Move the screen down slowly.keep going.
The squirrels started invading through all the books in circulation called "Math Curse". It has also been learned that 10 years ago, there were no Invisible Squirrels. Instead, there were Invisible Bears! Now, to be more efficient, they evolved into the Invisible Squirrels. Now, the tame I.B.'s as they used to be called are now willy-nilly I.S.'s. So far, these are the known roles of the different squirrels:SQUIRREL GENERALLeader of the Squirrel Brigade. Height:2'3" Weight:Unknown. This is a one-of-a-kind squirrel, who is believed to be stationed in the Wilson Middle School Speech room. He is most of the time invisible. If you see this unusually large squirrel, then I laugh (hahahahahahahahaha)
SNIPER SQUIRRELGenerally speaking, these are the squirrels you see every day in the trees, going after the bird feeder. Sniper squirrels always stay in the trees, 24 hours a day, and are seen only by those with a "sixth sense" (as you have proven you have, as you found my site).
CHEMIST SQUIRRELThanks to the Hawaiian photo gallery for this shot. As you see, it likes to mix stuff. Known for bomb testing. Not invisible when mixing stuff.
NINJA SQUIRRELThese squirrels appear to be a tad overweight, but they run as fast as this guy:
Generally speaking, these are the squirrels you see as roadkill. Only visible when dead. If you somehow see one of these guys, I snicker. (kehehe)
SHADOW SQUIRRELThese squirrels are rarely seen, and for a good reason, too. Thanks to Herman Miller for this fabulous shot. These squirrels are to the Squirrel General as Egor was to Dr. Frankenstein: they are cronies. You rarely see them, because they are only visible just before attack and while sleeping.
Again, these are just the known squirrel roles. If you find any unknown squirrel, e-mail me at [email protected] with a picture (JPEG format, please).