| musical taste: well, for the most part its mainly just alternitive... im a picky little bitch when it comes to my favorite music. i can tolorate or listen to alot... i respect and get the point of anything "rock" but cannot stand country and hip/hop and/or rap. talents: well, i play guitar, write lyrics and sing in a medeocore fashion for my band (thief), i am a pretty good farter, i write pretty little poems and songs and stupid shit short stories. Hopefully in time i'll add piano to this list... but SHHHHH, im working on it... things that annoy me: eminem, waking up at 6am, teenage politics, my deadbeat dad, the lead singer of the vines, baseball, pop culture, warm pepsi twist, rap, being tied down, not being able to express myself, condoms filled with vanilla pudding, breast implants, rules, authority figures, school work, work in general, that squirruel that stole my nuts, forgin languages, my bent pinkys, surgery that didn't accoplish anything, atomic wedgies, getting hit in the balls, thugs, hippies, really hairy women, your uncle, people from idaho, peas, hillbillys, 70's porn, math, really fat cats, the goldfish that talked the squirrel into stealling my nuts, opossoms, veggie burgers, hipacrits, the runs, breaking guitar strings, restringing guitars, big bruses on my ass, man titties, animal porn, getting caught, the town of hastings, tampons, the after effect of getting REALLY drunk, white castle burgers, wife beaters, reality shows, joe wangerow, 200 lb infints, CLOWNS, things that give me really bad gas, westerns, bill gates, people who patranize me, douche bags that people leave lying around, linkin park, stained, the people who are in charge of using snow days, conformity, adult dipers, televised golf, assistant princibles, my irish hair, petafiles, girls who dont like boys but like cars and money, pot heads, trying to piss with a hard on, the radio, pot smoking pigs, male bras, men who wair thongs, strap ons, groupies, ass hole friends, people who lie, nymphos, responsabilty, people who shit in urinals, urinal cakes, tube socks, being used, valentines day, this rash in my armpit, smelling like a french whore, shitwhores, Kim Robson, girls who think his tractor is sexy, GUYS who think HIS tractor is sexy, my monkey, teenage life, you, sour milk, constipation, brown water,dirtbags, fudge packers, cows that have to itch thier asses, that masturbating leprichan that tells me to burn things, corny ass love songs that aren't written by me, aliens that feel the need to probe me, me, molded bread, sluts,uptight preps who think thier farts dont stink and avril lavigne or how ever you spell that bitches name, someone needs to go after her with an elephant tranqulzer.. other than that, life's good.. lmao the worst creation ever: RAP, STUPID SHITTY HIPPIE RAP! the greatest creation ever: the guitar... bitch! Current Guitar: Epiphone les paul model by gibson... i believe the color to be sunburst, and an Epiphone special model, a darker, nicer sunburst Dream Guitar: Oh, a blue Gibson SG special... Shit, i dare you to find something more sexy! lifetime goals: oh, play in my band for a while, not to be a bum and turn little dogs off of my right arm. maybe travel a little, see a little more than michigan. times of my life: honestly, i cant pick out too much, but seeing green day and gob live was amazing and going to new york was hella fun. idol: hands down, billie joe armstong, lead singer/guitarist of green day how i met the other guys: met jon in seventh grade, josh during a paintball game and i've known jimmy for 12 years now favorite things to do: i love playing guitar, writting songs, composing music, hanging out with friends, playing video games (especialy old NES and/or super nintendo), listening to music, going to concerts (when possable), hanging with the boys and my girlfriend... how my nickname came to be: well, i was creating a DnD guy and i thought up the name davey danger... i liked it because it sounds like a cool rock and roll personia... and it rolls off the tounge like bread... favorite quotes: "you can cut off the penis, but you can't stop the dick!" Jon Higgins "zieg hial to the president gas-man" green day - Holiday favorite foods: MEXICAN!!!!! AHHH, fake and real... especailly this dude's food, he goes by the name of oscar... he kicks ass with his dishes!!! Pizza, Sheppereds Pie, Orange/Cream bars, chilli, jalapeno krunchers, cheese cake, anything cheese, SWEET POTATOS! worst foods: DIET COKE!!!, and expired vanilla extract, raw eggs, feeses, SCHOOL FOOD!!! things i love: My band, my guitars (toast, and duchebag), my friends, green day (and other music), the lions and most of all my girlfriend, alysha, *kisses* Words to live by: If i were to give anybody words to live by, i would tell them to accept everything you can't change. If you spend all your time getting angery at every little fault in the world, you will never EVER live a full life. Cause it is short, and it should be spent living and laughing, rather than being pissed. Find happyness in little things and find friends and love, with these things you are invincable. And dont think that by "LOVE" i only mean the opposite sex. To enjoy life, its good to have a passion... a way to express yourself. |
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| STATS: Grade: working Age: 18 but being myself Height: 5'8" on stilts Weight: how much does a squirell weigh? Birthdate: October 25, 1985 Favorite Song: Holiday - Green Day - American Idiot Favorite Color: el azul Favorite Sport: for now, football... GO LIONS!!! Current hair color: redish goodness Mortal enemy: eminem Imortal enemy: ? Life long ambition: being in a sucessful band Latest news: i am the squirrel outside josh's window... |
| Everything about "davey danger"...... |
| David's Best Cd's: 1: Green Day - american idiot 2: Everclear - so much for the afterglow 3: The Offspring - americana 4: Gob - foot in mouth desiese 5: Sum 41 - does this look infected? 6: Green Day - nimrod 7: Lit - a place in the sun 8: Green Day - warning 9: Everclear - slow motion daydream 10: foo fighters - one by one |
| David's Favorite bands: 1: Green Day 2: Foo Fighters 3: Dropkick Murphys 4: GOB 5: The Offspring 6: Sum 41 7: New Found Glory 8: Everclear 9: The Vandals 10: Alien Ant Farm |
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| You can check out stories i have written if you really, HONESTLY, have nothing better to do... you might enjoy them, or you might not... i dont care, i just would like to hear your feed back if at all possable. GO TO: www.fictionpress.com SEARCH AUTHOR: "the brave little ewok" stories so far: Fred the Cow Fifi and the Devil (in progress) Betty George the Washed Up Wambat Fred vs. Phil - vol.1 |
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