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| I: INTRODUCTION Queerben: hey Ring Ding: hi man Queerben: u ever check out that website? Ring Ding: nah, the connection broke down Ring Ding: send the link again please Queerben: www.geocities.com/cocaineinmotion Ring Ding: cool Ring Ding: you can be seen there? Queerben: yes..........me and my friends have our own section.........crazy cracker Ring Ding: cool II: PRAISE FOR "OUR PAL HUBER" Ring Ding: I got so far... Queerben: just click on things.........there's lots of stuff to see Ring Ding: kewl Queerben: just check around......there are movies as well Ring Ding: yeah Ring Ding: checking the pal huber thingy Queerben: ah yes Queerben: yah watch it? Ring Ding: yeah! Ring Ding: you guys are sick! Ring Ding: I love it! Queerben: many thanks, i know yah love the music Queerben: its the perfect combination III. CRACKHEADS, CCP/VSP WAR Ring Ding: where can I see you? Queerben: check out the bios..im queerben, thats JUST a nickname Ring Ding: yeah right... Ring Ding: lol Queerben: all the bio's are a farce, just so u known Ring Ding: hehehe Ring Ding: pee bottle,,, Ring Ding: penis breath Ring Ding: hmm, where do I find the bios? Queerben: its under crackheads Ring Ding: cool Ring Ding: hehehehehe, funny shit! Queerben: oh yes IV: CRAZY SHIT Queerben: i dont think so, but i am in two movies.............go here: Queerben: http://www.geocities.com/cocaineinmotion/WARindex.html Ring Ding: k Queerben: there is yet another filming group called Voodoo Samurai Productions.......as a joke, we made a mock war with them because they make more serious movies which is the opposite of what Crazy Cracker Productions is all about Ring Ding: hehe, cool Ring Ding: I like crazy shit like that Queerben: dont we all Ring Ding: nah Ring Ding: I don't think so... V: RING DING PULLS THE PUNCHES Ring Ding: btw Ring Ding: what is the bad thing about fucking a five-year-old? Ring Ding: that is a new subject I was coming up with Queerben: ahhh Ring Ding: just a question Queerben: hmmmm Ring Ding: got no answer? Queerben: chances our the person fucking the five year old is taking advantage of the kid Ring Ding: that is right Ring Ding: but the real bad thing when you do it is Ring Ding: bloodstains on your clownsuit Queerben: AHHHHHHHHH.....AHHHHHHHHHH Queerben: YES! Queerben: EXCELENT Ring Ding: if you say so Ring Ding: what do you get when you stick a knife into a dead baby? Queerben: i believe ive heard this one before, but i forget...........fun? Ring Ding: a boner... Queerben: ah yes Queerben: which is fun Ring Ding: indeed! Ring Ding: sir... Queerben: yes? Ring Ding: trying to get connected to these videos Ring Ding: ... Ring Ding: actually, I gotto go to bed Ring Ding: it's late Queerben: ayeah, what time is it over there Ring Ding: 2:12 am Queerben: aha, good night Ring Ding: nye nye |
| A Chat With the Good Doctor |
| Recently, in CiM/CCP's wave of success, our own Ben "Queerben" Storch had the privilege of speaking with one of reggae music's foremost ambassadors. Richie Senior, or Dr. Ring Ding, as he is known to his legions of fans, paid a visit to our site and, surprisingly enough, enjoyed it! The transcript is below. |
| ***Please note, the transcript contains some off-color jokes, anyone easily offended should abstain from reading the final section.*** |
| CALL DI DOCTOR! RING DING LIKES CIC'S "OUR PAL HUBER"! "You guys are sick! I Love it!" |
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| "Funny Shit!" - Dr. Ring Ding |