{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\fswiss\fcharset0 Arial;}{\f1\froman\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}} \viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs20\tab Vinci was rushing around his small office like a whirling dervish getting ready for his next class. THE class. His phone suddenly rang and the obviously nervous coon practically fell over his trashcan trying to answer it.\par \par "Hello? Oh, Arty!! I'm glad you called, but why haven't you left yet? you need to be here and ready in 20 minutes."\par \par "SICK?! What do you mean your sick? Aaaarrttttyyyyy, Noooooooo!"\par \par "Do it myself? DO IT MYSELF?! Arty, are you out of your spotted, web-pawed little mind!? If i did that i'd be fired in less than ten minutes! Besides, it goes against the basic laws of educational decorum......."\par \par \pard\sb100\sa100 "What do you mean "Have i heard of \f1\fs24 Mary Kay Letourneau?" ? EWWWWW!!!! Arty, you sicko!"\par "Arty...Let me explain this slowly. Either you get your tailfinned hide down here within the next..15 minutes, or i swear the only "companionship" your gonna have for the next month will be your own paw!" \par The coon suddenly shouted into the phone. "Alright, thats it mister! you may now consider "Little Richie" off limits!" \par With that, the skinny coon put the phone down roughly and eyed his coat rack. His eyes falling on the trenchcoat hanging there. Once again, Vinci started "getting ready" for his next class, shivering like a leaf with nerves while doing so.....\par \pard\f0\fs20\par }