Unicron vs The Mushroom

Usually the destroyer of worlds likes to eat planets, but that is just one of the ways he does so. You see, he�s the destroyer of worlds, but he only eats the planets with high sources of energy. So what does he do with the rest? Let�s just say that it�s a little odd�

Unicron was enjoying his day, though you couldn�t really call it a day I think, �cause there�s not always a nearby star. Anyway, he was enjoying his day immensely, riding on his jet-powered lawnmower through the universe. On his joyride though space, he came across a rather small galaxy in the Milky Way, one that you might find familiar.

"Hmm, I�ve never seen this galaxy before," he thought. Unicron was beginning to grow hungry, but while he could eat the gassy planet nearing him, he knew it would just give him gas. It is never a good thing when the destroyer of worlds gets gas. He yelled, "What I cannot eat, I will destroy!"

Powering up his lawnmower, he flew, smashed, and destroyed the planets. Having too much fun, Unicron almost did not stop in time to avoid running over something. Powering down his mower of destruction, as he liked to call it, and parking it on a nearby moon, he stopped to look at the suspicious white thing on the bluish and greenish planet. He examined it closely. "It�s a mushroom. I�ve heard of those, you don�t want to run over them and they�re good to eat," at this, he smiled.

Picking the mushroom growing on the planet, he admired it, then ate it. Taking his lawnmower off the moon, he powered it up and headed on his way.

After passing the next planet and seeing the next one coming, Unicron did not feel well. "Uuuuuuugg! What did I eat?" he said rhetorically. Losing consciousness after passing the planet, he started to spin towards the nearby star. Eventually, Unicron hit the star and melted into metal. He was never to be seen by anyone or anything again.

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