Morning Insanity

Time: 6:00 am

Setting: Cobalt's and Mixmaster's room, Autobase

Clock: It's 6:00, wake up! It's 6:00, wake up! It's 6:00, wake up! *smack* ow.

Mixmaster: *wakes from recharge* *sighs* Co, why does your alarm have to be so annoying?

Cobalt: 'cause it gives me something to smack in the morning.

Mixmaster: Hmm, interesting. *gets up, finds energon on the table and drinks it*

Cobalt: *is standing in her pajamas next to the alarm clock, walks forward, trips and falls on her face*

Mixmaster: *looks up* Are you okay, Co?

Cobalt: *pushes herself up off of the floor* Yep, I'm just peachy. *smiles happily, way to happily for her as she pulls out the clothes she will wear that day from her drawers*

Mixmaster: O_O Peachy? Since when have you said that?

Cobalt: I've always said that. *picks up a red T-shirt* This is a shirt.

Mixmaster: O_O; Yes Co, that is a shirt you're holding.

Cobalt: *picks up a pair of jeans* This is a pair of jeans.

Mixmaster: O_O;; Yes, those are jeans.

Cobalt: *picks up a certain female undergarment* This is a bra, a fancy dancy bra! *spins around, holding it in the air*

Mixmaster: O__O;;; *hides under table* Yes! Yes Co, you are correct once again, now stop doing that!

Cobalt: *gets dressed and continues doing this with random various objects for the next 20 minutes until Jetfire walks in* *she points at Jetfire* This is a Jetfire

Jetfire: O_O; What the! Co, are you all right?

Mixmaster: *is still hiding under the table* No, she's not! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Cobalt: *completely ignores Mixmaster* I'm just fine Mr. Autobot.

Jetfire: O.O;; Okay...

Mixmaster: *decides it's finally safe, he transforms and flys towards Jetfire*

Cobalt: *jumps on Mixmaster and does Xena yell* Sit down, shut up, and hang on! *flys around on Mixmaster in small, fast circles*

Mixmaster: JJJJEEEETTTTFFFFIIIIRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jetfire: *attempts to grab Cobalt, only suceeds at playing "catch the bug" until Cobalt runs into his hand*

Cobalt: *smacks into Jetfire's hand* OW! *is knocked out*

Mixmaster: *flys to the ground, transforms, sighs*

Cobalt: *slowly comes to in Jetfire's hand* ...Jetfire? ...what happened? I don't remember a thing past standing next to the clock. Ow. *rubs head*

Jetfire and Mixmaster: *sighs* _ _;

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