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Vitamin U
Don't need folate.
I don't need thiamine.
The cure for all my ills
Is a certain vitamin.
Don't ask your pharmacist
If of it he has heard
'Cause if you do
He'll look at you
As if you were absurd.
CHORUS:
It don't come in pills;
Don't come in tiny caplets.
It comes in hugs and kisses
And you know I've got to have it.
When I'm feeling blue,
This is what I do...
I take a million milligrams
Of Vitamin U.
Take a million milligrams
Of Vitamin U.
Just last week,
I went to Dr. Hymenstein.
He said I had a fungus
That was eating up my spine.
I replied, "Hey, no problem, man.
Everything is fine.
I've got myself a remedy
And man I'm glad she's mine."
CHORUS
See no peril
In cancerous cysts.
I don't put any stock
Into Primatene Mist.
Don't take Pepto
When my bowels have diarrhea
'Cause I've got myself a Megan
And her love's my panacea.
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