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No Relief
Doctor,
I have this disease
That started a week ago.
I got it from somewhere
In my journey across the seas
While I was frolicking
In the snow.
My penis has green spots on it.
Why?
On the first day,
My teeth turned green.
My nose was all brown and runny.
I had an itch on my back
And a pain in my spleen
And my urine came out as honey.
And then I noticed there were toads
In my shit.
My face had loads of zits
And a rash that smelled like roast beef.
Called up my mother.
Asked her for help.
But from her I could get
No Relief.
No Relief.
Now I have blue hairs
Coming out of my nose.
Oh yeah!
Have you ever seen
Anything like this before?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Doctor,
What's wrong with me?
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