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Eight Inch Penis (Ode to Hugh Tucker)
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Come over here. Oh, baby, have you seen this?
When it's erect, it goes halfway to Venus.
Three inches longer than what the mean is.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
The girls they gawk when I'm a-walking to school.
To them I'm hot; to the guys I'm cool.
They're all in awe of my reproductive tool.
My foes in cockfights, I send them to school.
Forever periled by vaginal drool.
At Christmas time, my log is the Yule.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Come over here. Oh, baby, have you seen this?
When it's erect, it goes halfway to Venus.
Three inches longer than what the mean is.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Yesterday when I walked into class,
I accident'lly bumped this girl in the ass.
She screamed so loud, she broke all the glass
When she collided wi' my phallicular mass.
We went outside; we fucked on the grass.
She liked it really hard. She wanted my brass.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Come over here. Oh, baby, have you seen this?
When it's erect, it goes halfway to Venus.
Three inches longer than what the mean is.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
When I was 7... when I was real young,
My babysitter had a really long tongue.
And of my penis, oh the praises she sung.
And man oh man did she like to wang chung.
She fell in love with me... her bell I rung.
She liked it in the hole which was meant for dung.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Come over here. Oh, baby, have you seen this?
When it's erect, it goes halfway to Venus.
Three inches longer than what the mean is.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
I'm going out with this girl; her's name Kate.
She's got a nice smile and we get along great.
Kate asked me over for a Thanksgiving date.
I showed up; I was five minutes late.
Her dad said Grace as I stared at my plate
And that's when Kate decided to state...
"Hey, mom, he's got an eight inch penis.
Come over here. Oh, daddy, have you seen this?
When it's erect, it goes halfway to Venus.
Three inches longer than what the mean is.
Hey, guys, he's got an eight inch penis.
Hey, guys, he's got an eight inch penis."
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Come over here. Oh, baby, have you seen this?
When it's erect, it goes halfway to Venus.
Three inches longer than what the mean is.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
Hey, guys, I've got an eight inch penis.
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