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Doggie Doggie Doo
Doggie doggie one.
That day was so much fun.
Doggie doggie two.
We were playin' in your poo-poo.
Doggie doggie three.
I glistened with your pee.
Doggie doggie four.
It left me wanting more.
There's an adage that some people say -
When life gives you lemons,
Make it into lemonade.
Well, when life gives you pet by-products,
Lock the doors and pull the shades -
Instant sexual aids.
Doggie doggie five.
I feel so darn alive.
Doggie doggie six.
Your bowels give me my fix.
Doggie doggie nine.
Your freezed poop, it looks real fine.
Doggie doggie twelve.
Stacked up upon my shelve.
When to dog heaven you one day go,
Save a spot for me
'Cause I will soon follow.
At The Gate, I'll say I'm a dog, too.
And when they ask for proof,
I'll hold out some of your poo.
BRIDGE
There's an adage that some people say -
When life gives you lemons,
Make it into lemonade.
Well, life gives you pet by-products,
Lock the doors and pull the shades -
Instant sexual aids.
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