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Anal Violin
Some of my friends like to masturbate.
Some others like to play with toys.
Others yet like to immolate
Dogs and hear their tortured noise.
But I've got a friend;
Her name is Sue.
She looks a lot like me and you
And when she needs to spew some goo
This is what she likes to do...
She plays the Anal Violin.
She made it herself;
Can't find it at Sears.
She took no lessons.
She learned it by ear.
She'll never ever let anyone hear.
People finding out is what she fears.
She hid it in her dresser drawers.
She did it behind closed doors.
She developed serious anal sores.
She finishes up with a six-pack of Coors...
When she plays the Anal Violin.
London Symph and Boston Pops
Would really think that she is tops
But they will really never know
Just how good Sue is with her bow...
When she plays the Anal Violin.
When she plays the Anal Violin.
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