| San Jose 2004 Part 1 |
| The Crew: |
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| John trying to look dashing for the ladies waiting in line for Top Gun. Look at that beard, who could resist?? |
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| Kush, what a happy little terrorist |
| Mike, Too Damn Sexy! |
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| Myself being angry and confused as usual. Why the fudge did it take so long for the ticket guy to figure out the ACE discount and when do I get to meet Tom Cruise???? |
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| This seems familiar.....hmmm........ |
| First ride of the day. The last seat made for a perfect view of the park. Also familiar...hmm... |
| This looks promising! Just think, all this wood could have been used for something useful, like pencils. |
| A festival of food, INGENIOUS!!! Wach out for the Sushi. |
| Hi, My name is Matt. I like roller coasters with Loopdy-Loops and riding the short bus. |
| Welcome to Hollywood, the breeding ground for future politicians. |
| For some reason, this reminds me of a Gillette commercial. Shave with the fury of a Mach 3. |
| Nice themeing. "This is the USS Enterprise. Scotty to the poop deck." |
| The wheel covers look like they are eating the track. I guess they are not on the Atkins Diet?? |
| Accck!!! I am blinded! |
| Playing eenie-meanie-miney-mo like mature adults to see who gets to sit on the left side. |
| BATTLE STATIONS, BATTLE STATIONS!!! |
| John makes his monkey face on the way up the lift to show his courage. By the way, they are foakleys. |
| Random coaster picture #1 |
| Random coaster picture #2 |
| Sweet, flying scooters. Watch out, Kush may hi-jack one. |
| Delirium??? Wha? How? It is soooo small! |
| Yay, it is the shortbus gang! |
| Ahhhhh! It is Barbra Streisand! |
| Random coaster picture #3 |
| John-boy giving a shout out to his homeboys Nelly and Chingy back in St. Louie |
| Last ride of the day. This in fact happens to be the most boring roller coaster EVER! |
| Do I still get the credit if I slept throughout the entire ride?? |
| A perfect ending to a perfect day. Ooooh, Aaaaah. |