| Paramount's Kings Island Opening Day: April,2004 |
| Yes, you may have noticed that this update actually contains pictures from the beginning of the season. I have run out of new pictures, so I will slowly begin to post trip pics from past trips. This was the first park I went to this season. Unfortunately I wasn't able to add any new coasters to the list on this trip. Instead I had to show two goobers how things go down in Cinncinatti. Enjoy! |
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| This picture indeed has absolutely nothing to do with roller coasters. The reason we traveled from the hood to Ohizzle (Ohio) was actually for an engineering competition at Purdue. Going to Kings Island was just an added side trip. Here we are eating bagels. Mmmmmmm bagels. Mmmmmmm engineering. |
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| Yes, in fact they do have a 1/3 scale replica of the Eiflel Tower at Kings Island. This was built for all of those self respecting Mid-westerners who would rather die before supporting French tourism. Take that France, you jerk! |
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| We showed up on the scene all like, "Yeah we have an Arch, no big deal, WORD!" |
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| Now, that is what I am talking about. Not only does Kings Island acknowledge ACE, but they freakin' salute us! Wait, some jerk spit gum on our sign. Lets blame that on the French too while we are at it. |
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| It sounds so promising. Why, why do you have to suck so bad Tomb Raider??? At least there isn't any shark punching on this ride, like in Tomb Raider 2. |
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| Anyone up for a punch in the kidney??? |
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| Oooh! I love me the flying scooters. Just like a tall, cold glass of Tang! |
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| We are special! |
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| This SOB didn't even operate. Get it, Son of Beast. Well, thats ok. We rode mom ALL NIGHT LONG! |
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| Atop the Frenchie tower, things look pretty good I have to say. I am sure this is the identical view that you get from the real one in Paris. Look Ma, I can see some trees from up in here! And on that note, the St. Lunatics head back west-sizzle. |