VF Wet Baby Friday
--and this weeks theme is DANGER!Dangerous Camera Stunts! Babies in imminent peril!
Even the Happy Dance is a little bit risky!
For their first stunt, our two heroines will challenge the Wave...
The tallest, fastest, steepest water ride in the...Okay, I'm lying.
The one they're riding is only 40 feet tall.
But that doesn't make it any less DANGEROUS...
...for me on the ground.
Wave hi, kids! *Click* Ooooh crap. I like this camera.
RUN LIKE THE WIND!!
My bad, corporate amusement park....POWERWALK LIKE THE WIND!!
*burst of static* Please keep your arms, legs and enormous cheeks in the boat
until it comes to a complete stop. Thank you.
There's more than one way to make a coaster terrifying.
How 'bout a thick, goopy algae soup under the track?
They should rename this coaster Swamp Thing.
Guess what's closed for a private event? A sidewalk.
Yes, you heard correctly. There's nothing on the sidewalk, either.
I suppose it needs a little time to itself?
Wait...isn't that Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors?
Run, babies! Run!
So off to the waterpark we dash. Midget's grouchy.
She wants to pull off her shorts and show the whole park her kazooie.
But at the top of the slide platform, she's all cheeks and pointy chin.
Bye, LP! See ya at the bottom!
A quick headfirst dive from the platform...
...and I snap this photo right on time!
Your picture, too? I dunno, I'm feeling oddly sleepy. But okay.
This time they made me use the stairs. Chickenbleeps.
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