| Jokes I've Heard or Read! |
| Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he didn't want anyone to know he was screwing a chicken. One liners! How do you confuse a blonde? You don't! They're born that way! Why did a blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hrs? Because it said concentrate. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Very gifted! How do blonde brain cells die? Alone! How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear! How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. How do you really confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought! Yo mama so fat she went to KFC and they asked what bucket size she wanted and she said the one on the roof. Yo mama so ghetto she tried to stick a food stamp in the soda machine. If you have any jokes you would like me to put here send me some. When I see them I'll add them to this page. If your a blonde, I really mean no offense. Don't take it too personal. Thanks and God bless! |
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