i thank the lord i'm not sir
the kind of man that i would be
would be a rugby +++++++++
prop sir
prop sir?
'cause i'd support a hooker
and you'd support a hooker
we'd all support a hooker together
we'd be alright in the middle of the night
supporting hookers together
(the next verses change "prop" with the first line
and "support a hooker" with the second line)
2nd row
sniff butt
scrum half
put it in
halftime orange
get sucked
spectator on a rainy day
come in rubbers
spectator on a sunny day
come again
goal post
stand erect
grounds keeper #1
trim bush
grounds keeper #2
do lines
boot
come in boxes
cleat
get screwed
ball
pumped
whistle
blown
