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Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home. (This is a rugby variation of a popular song about a "young man".)
I met a whore in the park one day ya ho, ya ho I met a whore in the park one day ya ho, ya ho I met a whore in the park one day She said hey rugger, you wanna lay
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.
I put my hand upon her toe ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her toe ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her toe, she said hey rugger you're way to low.
I put my hand upon her knee ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her knee ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her knee, she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me
I put my hand upon her thigh ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her thigh ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her thigh, she said hey rugger you're way to shy
I put my hand upon her tit ya ho ya I put my hand upon her tit ya ho ya I put my hand upon her tit she said, "hey rugger, you're getting it"
I put my hand upon her twat ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her twat ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her twat, she said hey rugger you hit the spot
I put my dick into her mouth yo ho, yo ho, I put my dick into her mouth yo ho, yo ho, I put my dick into her mouth, She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...
I put her in a wooden box ya ho, ya ho I put her in a wooden box ya ho, ya ho I put her in a wooden box, from havin' too many rugger's cocks
I dig her up every now and then ya ho, ya ho I dig her up every now and then ya ho, ya ho I dig her up every now and then, she did me before she'll do me again
Now these few ruggers they went to hell ya ho, ya ho Now these few ruggers they went to hell ya ho, ya ho Now these few ruggers they went to hell, the fucked the devil his wives as well
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho. |
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