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Quotes By All The Bsb:

"CENSORED!!!"- Brian "My house is in the audience"- Nick "You're like 6 foot 4! Look at him with his fro..."- Brian "That's phat to death."- Kevin "I TOLD YA I'D HAVE A GOOD SHOW!!!"- Brian "They even go up to our hotel rooms after we check out and grab socks or boxers we accidentally left behind. Then they'll whip them out and ask us to sign them.And we're like,'How did you get these?'"- AJ "That's WONDERFUL!!!"- Brian "Hey we're from England. Our name is Desert not Oasis."- Nick "It's in the key of AJ."- Kevin "HEY! I heard that!"- Nick "He's the one who put me in this CORNBALL lookin' outfit."- Brian "Brian is a five-finger discount man."- Howie "I dunno they just bunched up when I put these spandex things on."- Nick "I leaned over to kiss her and I fell right out of my chair."- Brian "I'm not good at secrets,don't tell me any."- AJ "Howie's just a little stressed out here."- Nick "You must have to wear your hair like this to get the women in LA...I dunno."- Howie "When all else fails you just gotta grab it with your fingers."- Kevin "He said he was going to pump us up!"- Nick "Those guys to the left are our biggest fans."- Kevin "Bring on the women."- AJ "I'm a Barbie Girl."- Brian "My brother Bill and my brother Phil...don't make 'em angry."- AJ "I'm trying to keep my figure."- Howie "We are the bug men."- Nick "I hate clowns,they freak me out."- AJ "Those would be some singin kids...lemme tell ya."- Kevin "She told me that too."- Brian (on MTV while talkin about Ginger Spice leaving) "Brian Thomas Littrellllllllllllll...Makes great hushpuppies!!!"- AJ and Howie "I think he's still got the plaque."- Nick "Brian, what are you doing?"- Howie "I LOVE IT WHEN I'M RIGHT,YEAH!"- Brian "Too many letters."- AJ "It's a very nice song."- Nick "No...the Backstreet Boys."- Brian "Yes, it's really us."- Brian "Uh-oh...sorry Howie."- Nick "I want a divorce."- AJ "Except when I'm asleep- Then I'm naked."- AJ "GIMME THAT!"- Brian "Oh....she just called me."- Nick "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"- AJ "You've stolen a key crime fighting piece of equipment."- Brian "Sorry bro."- Kevin "It was a pain in the butt because I couldn't go to the bathroom."- Nick "I was locked up in a coffin take after take after take."- Howie "I am the breakfast burrito man."- Howie "HOLD IT STILL!!!"- Brian "And then we sacrifice a chicken!"- AJ "Lenny Kravitz??? HEEEECK YA!!!"- AJ "That's AJ's CD...I stole it from him."- Nick "Facts are facts, they said 5 minutes and it's been about 5 minutes and 35 seconds and we haven't stopped."- Brian "McDonald's AGAIN???!!!"- Howie "I've noticed that in this interview that Nick has just been talkin WAY too much."- Kevin "What are you doing here?"- Nick "Nick is Mr. Pay TV."- Howie "I'll have to pay for Nick's bills probably."- Brian "I stink??? Damn, sorry..."- AJ "I DO NOT! I DO NOT WHINE!!!"- Nick "Course we were all on our best behavior."- Kevin "It's your shoes Nick."- AJ "I'm not pickin my nose!"- Nick "It's all your fault Nick"- AJ "Oh, I left that CD in Germany...sorry Bone."- Nick "Well, it's about a 4 hour drive to Berlin...I guess she's goin with us. Maybe she'll fall off."- Kevin "It was Nicky's belt loop."- Howie "They strip searched Howie."- Nick "Hey, I beeped....and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."- AJ "Lying about your AGE!"- Brian "You didn't HAVE to eat it."- AJ "He's 13 and he's 6 feet tall."- Brian "We got a long tour."- Howie "HEY! Your supposed to protect and SERVE!!!"- Nick "His dancing SUCKED!"- Kevin "That thing flushes forever!"- AJ "Then they break open and ya slip on em."- Nick "HA! Missed me!"- AJ "Nice threads man."- Brian "We're here DAHLING!!!"- Kevin "My ears haven't popped yet."- Nick "What was that about? He ain't a Backstreet Boy!"- Howie "I gotta get to a bathroom."- AJ "They started throwin snowballs....we started throwin em back."- Kevin "No, it's not against the rules."- Brian "JUMP! JUMP!"- AJ and Brian "This some private stuff back here...and you still filmin anyway!"- Nick "When you get this tape back and it's wack...we're sorry."- Kevin "I gotta go, I'm sittin on the toilet."- AJ "Howie's got meet and greet family members in every city."- Brian "AJ's got lipstick...."- Kevin "Whatever! Turn the camera off!"- Nick "Little nervous. No, quite a bit nervous. Actually about an hour from now I'll be REALLY REALLY nervous."- Howie "Heeeeey...good question."- Brian "I'm his big brother and I'm gonna knock him out."- Brian "I'm sorry...Brian and Howie won't let me."- Nick "Wow...she can dance better than Brian."- AJ "It's kinda scary."- Nick "Mom never let me have girls up in my room."- Kevin "I fiddle with my jeans all the time now."- AJ "I gotta go spit right now."- Brian "I didn't know y'all was doin this."- Nick "He looked like a Cheetah one day."- Kevin "AHHHHHHH!!! Caught me without my sunglasses."- AJ "Normally I'm faster...I'm light on the wheels."- Brian "I CAN'T!! This is hard!"- Nick "WOW...it's BIG....uh..."- Brian "Sometimes,I think TOO hard!"- Nick "Uuuuhh...their makin me limp!"- Brian "They look better shaved."- AJ "First of all, that camera has been around us...a lot...as I'm sure everyone can tell. And you can also tell that I'm getting makeup..which I cannot stand."- Nick "If they don't win....oh well."- AJ "I can't believe I just did that."- Brian "It doesn't say that...yer lyin."- Nick "I'm feelin kinda NAUSEOUS."- AJ "GONNA THROW UP BABY!!!!"- Brian "I only have 2...I dunno whatchu talkin bout.."- Nick "Volcanic ash.....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"- Brian "What a rude, rude young man."- Kevin "I'm not gonna kiss and tell."- Howie "See? No wind....LOTS OF WIND!!!....No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!"- AJ "Uno, dos, tres, that's all the spanish I know."- Brian "Our manager rolled into a leg..."-Nick "GOOD GOD IT'S KEVIN!!!!"- AJ "Don't tell em the whole thing...GEEZ!!"- Brian "You see umbrellas only work when water comes from up above."- Nick "We gave em a quarter..."- Howie "Of course I went out and blew all the money"- Kevin "We show you dis....we show you dat."- AJ "She looks familiar."- Brian "There was DisneyWorld, Sea World, and Nick's world."- Howie "This is a PHAT limo."- Nick "I can't have kids anymore."- AJ "AJ's to blame for this."- Brian "We'd leave the airport over in Europe and come back here...and there'd be like...crickets chirping."- Kevin "Those are stolen towels from the hotel."- Howie "We're a long way from Cologne, Germany so it's cool."- Brian "Where the hell am I going?"- AJ "I would be the monkey's trainer."- Nick "The water would have to be REAL warm"- Brian "Actually, whenever we go out in public, AJ starts singin."- Kevin "They were ours first."- Brian "God that would hurt."- Nick "Howie's always the first one to walk around and slap you in the face."- Brian "It's like wearing saran wrap."- AJ "What the heck was that used for? I don't wanna know."- Nick "Scary, spooky, shrubbery..."- Kevin "I look bulemic in my large anorexic truck."- AJ "My name's on the blimp...it's HUGE!"- Brian "Chillin here watchin Brian make a fool of himself."- Nick "It's a bathtub that flies."- AJ "Are you like...listening to everything we say?"- Brian "I'm grounded, what'd I do? I dunno she just makes stuff up."- AJ "I've just been kissed."- AJ "No."- Brian "Cuz we really want you to...."- AJ "The WHAT????"- Nick "I'm a good reckless driver..."- AJ "You'll probably see me riding this roller coaster...but in REALITY...I ain't gonna be ridin this roller coaster."- Brian "Think they got that coat in a brighter yellow bro?"- Kevin"You's a PUNK for hittin me behind my back."- Nick "It's not complicated at all."- Brian "Jesus Howie..."- AJ "That's why they make it green, so you look normal when you come off."- Nick "I almost lost my pants onstage."- AJ "If they knew I was talkin to you...I'd get in trouble."- Brian "It looks like your thing...you know your THING...ya, your THING!!!"- Kevin "I dunno who the hells ears you have."- AJ "Friggin fall on that stuff"- AJ "I DON'T have a big head."- Nick "See, I let you drive and look what happens."- Kevin "Is there anyone we don't wanna room with? Normally each other....Just kidding."- Howie "And what, may I ask, are you doing here?"- Nick "Whatdoyoumean, I WON these!!!"- Nick "I wasn't prepared...they didn't brief me."- AJ "SECURITY!!!!!"- Nick "What exactly are you doing with your hair?"- Howie "I love the rat"- Nick "Sometime in the late 70's."- Brian "I REALLY can't stand these guys."- AJ "Would you STOP????!?!?!"- Brian "Ya know...he's got a point."- Nick "It's the Bone Cam."- Brian "We'll date anybody."- Kevin "I wear heavy shoes."- Howie "He's still got too many damn bags....WAY too many damn bags."- AJ "Put your hands down...we never fight."- Nick "I'll just sit over here by the fax machine."- Kevin "I look like a convict in all of these pictures."- AJ "Come on Frack...say your line."- Brian "Chili Pepper."- Kevin "To all the fans in Germany...I'm still alive....but I can't have kids anymore."- AJ "That looks GREAT Kevin."- Brian "Ok, when I'm recording the album in the studio I will not wear a shirt."- Nick "Nicky here is a prankster. So I'm pretty sure he's doin something behind my back right now."- Howie "Take off your shirt Nick."- Brian "This is what LA does to ya...freaks ya out man."- Kevin "Delayed reaction."- Nick "My butt hurts."- Brian "Get your hand off my head."- Nick "And Howie said....I'm never talkin to you again."- Brian "You don't look mean enough."- Nick "He gets his eyebrows from me...can you tell we're cousins now?"- Kevin "I remember Brian had the THICKEST accent...."- AJ "You're gonna poke my eye out."- Kevin "There's still questions that need to be answered?"- Nick "It was nice talkin to you....what's your name? Hi Mike..it was nice talkin to you."- Nick "Nice guy isn't he?"- AJ "I guess this room would bring out the animal in anybody."- Kevin "Shutup man...quit talkin."- AJ "Good landing."- Kevin "WOW...look at that Howie...what'd you do?"- Nick "If you think that's funny...look at this."- Nick "It stinks and it's hot...and I'm scared."- Brian "As you can see they're all really interested in what they're watching."- Kevin "It's funny to sing in the middle of so many bras."- Nick "After Howie gets out of the bathroom it really smells."- Brian "We get paid to love her."- AJ "Kevin would like to have this kind of hair."- Brian "Lemme peek around the corner and make sure no ones undressed."- Kevin "Howie would be dead."- AJ "The way I drive is like a roller coaster."- AJ "I look like Elvis."- AJ "It was like a hanger."- Nick "My cat Missy was my best friend because I came home smellin like fish every night."- Brian "I'm gonna be buried with a phone next to my head."- AJ "We're comin out with our own underwear....tighty whities."- Howie "Me and Howie wear Fruit of the Loom."- Nick "Chicken tortilla things."- Kevin "Man that Howie just wants a woman to take care of him."- Howie "Well heck.- AJ "The web...it's great ain't it?"- Nick "It's hard for AJ to go outside."- Kevin "We are NOT in love with each other."- Howie "Hey Nick? They said PROFESSION."- Brian "Kev did you see the pin she's got of you on her blouse?"- Brian "Especially Nick...he wears those heavy shoes."- Howie "I like Nick's butt."- AJ "I agree."- Nick "The Jungle....."- Nick "We're tryin not to mess up the dance steps right now."- Kevin "We were sweatin like pigs."- Brian "Howie you're on the phone...."- AJ "That's sweet of you Howard..."- Kevin "I've been to the dentist since then."- Brian "That's scary looking....right there....wow."- Nick "I hate my hair in this video Carson..."- AJ "We don't have a jet....it was a LARGE PROP."- Nick "On a farm?????"- Howie "I like Australia...it just takes too long to fly there...."- Brian "I sucked in Geography class."- AJ "AJ's so fickle though....what day was it?"- Brian "I don't wanna know."- Nick "I can't pronounce this....."- Nick "That was an inadvertent buzzer."- Kevin "Rok...behave yourself.....we're on national television."- AJ "Sergeant Cooper visited me in the restroom."- Brian "You can take a shower and do your laundry at the same time. . .anyone got any fabric softener?"- AJ "Go on, Grandpa!"- AJ "Did I ever technically call you a loser ?"- Brian "Why do I get all the nasty questions?"- AJ "We were in Malaysia at the end of last year [1996] and we had to do a press interview with one of their local papers. One of the interviewers was this really nice guy in checked trousers and a cowboy hat, but he seemed to be a little confused. He kept calling us by the wrong names - he'd look at Nick and say, "So Ronan, what's it like to be famous?" After a few minutes we twigged that he thought we were Boyzone! I glanced at Nick and in a split second we decided to go along with the joke. So I became Stephen, Kevin was Shane, AJ was Keith and Howie was Mikey. We even started to talk in Irish accents. At the end of the interview, the guy asked if we could sing a song for him. We sang, 'Words', and he loved it. You owe us one Boyzone!"- Brian and Nick "I can't see Brian....I'm not sure I like this."- AJ "Am I gorgeous?"- AJ "Yes AJ, you are."- Brian "I can't downplay, I'm stuck....I dunno."- AJ "I don't really know any, is Bruce Lee Japanese?"- AJ "Get out and walk dude."- AJ "You guys are the ones with the dirty minds."- Kevin "That's no excuse..."- AJ "Y'all like me? Y'all REALLY like me?"- AJ "By God we're still waiting for our food."- AJ "That's great."- Brian "Make sure that's locked."- Kevin "We're picking our noses what do you think we're doing?"- Nick "That's enough Nick, MTV's gonna be sick of us."- Howie "Whoa...stood up too quick."- AJ "Don't ever do that with me in public."- Howie "We've all got pretty smelly feet."- Brian "My hand dumbass...."- Nick "That's Nick's big butt...."- Howie "That's women's dude..."- AJ "Oh...this is women's...that's probably why I wouldn't wear this stuff."- Howie "What's up we're the Backstreet Boys....OBVIOUSLY!"- Brian "I'm assuming something blew up...."- AJ "Looks like a field goal to me Bob..."- Brian "I like watchin AJ spend his money...he does a good job..."- Howie "We're never in one place long enough to GET a handicap..."- Kevin "Ya know I like ya and all...but y'all gonna have to get out the way..."- Brian "I definitely got the good looks in the family not him right? Thank you...thank you very much..."- Howie "You find really odd times to go to the supermarket..."- Brian "Brian...this is the perfect fan..."- AJ "If you can say butt ugly....you right."- AJ "When we're home...we're not home."- Brian "It's gettin deep in here."- Kevin "There's a lot you don't know Nick."- Howie "Your not funny."- Nick "SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!"- Brian "Where do I stick this?"- Kevin "Oh gosh I'm nervous."- Nick "But I spend more time with my puppies so it's ok."- AJ "All I want you to do is scream obnoxiously for the rest of the show."- AJ "I think I'm gonna go to everyone's house after the show and trick or treat."- AJ "Dropoff...pahking...5 dolla."- AJ "Where'd my chili cheese dog go?"- Nick "I added to it, so it's BIGGER!"- Brian "Did you bring cookies this time?"- Kevin "You guys are really loud here."- AJ "You don't wanna know."- Nick "I played crappy until the last hole."- Brian "Fruit of the loom...that's Howie."- Nick "AJ can't have too much free time because he'll get another tattoo or change his hair another color."- Brian "What's your scent Nick? Dial soap."- Kevin "You need a wife first..."- Brian "That's the word of the day, Brainfarts."- Kevin "Get your hand out of my butt!!"- Nick "Oh! Take your hooters!"- Kevin "That's what I like about Paul...he sticks up for you even when you really suck."- Nick "Hock a FRICKIN loogie."- AJ "He's never hit a golfball in his life."- AJ "He's sayin Nick's going to have a bad game."- Nick "What the HECK was that?"- AJ "I mean I love these guys but ya know..."- Nick "Ya gotta draw a line somewhere."- AJ "Ya...cha-ching."- Nick "I did show you I learned to raise my hand."- Brian "AJ would be a hairstylist."(said in a gay voice...AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR)- Brian "Be nice, remember we all know where you live."- Nick "I can't let my banana come out."- Nick "Well THINK of somethin real quick."- Brian "She said that all enthusiastic..ya,let's hear it from you."- Brian "Kevin tell us how you feel."- Brian "Brian plays golf in the ice cold weather."- Kevin "And the gallery says bless you."- Brian "I'm gonna be diggin up some dirt."- Nick "There'll be holes in the fairway cuz of me."- Nick "I don't know if we have enough time."- Brian "Ya, what you said."- Brian "Sometimes the business sucks."- Kevin "What'd I do?"- Nick "Didn't you just ask a question?"- Brian "The president..I wanna see what's on his mind."- Nick "There's REAL McDonald's here."- AJ "I was ready to hang on a palm tree."- Kevin "Your snoring too loud."- Brian "You know you've made it when people start makin fun of you."- Kevin "I like to wear Polaroid."- AJ "ALRIGHT BABY!"- Kevin "Ya know what...I know what it is...ACTION! HA HA!"- Nick "Maybe now I could get a girlfriend."- AJ "He's a lunatic...he's just...he's just AJ."- Brian "Howie's a kooky kinda guy..."- AJ "We've been spotted..."- AJ "Our heads are floating."- Brian "What was that bone?"- Kevin "I'm not a teenage girl and I never have been a teenage girl"- Brian "Keep your clothes on Bone."- Brian "I wanna see the lady dancers shake their booties."- Kevin "I�m lost... ah, I wasn�t here."- Nick "That I�m wearing purple underwear."- AJ "This group called the Backstreet Boys with I�ll Never Break Your Heart."- Brian "They�re gonna come out with tattoos. Hey daddy, look at this!"- Nick "I would stretch myself a bit."- Brian "I did pretty much a whole bunch of nothing actually."- Brian "Have a lot of patience. Hopefully have a good calling card."- Howie "I�d take some of my eyebrows off and make them into a hairtransplant. I have enough for everyone."- Kevin "AJ did break wind."- Kevin "I don't wanna push a wrong button and unplug everything."- AJ "I have our bio sheet...I know all about you Kev."- AJ "You know Kevin would take charge."- Brian "You weren't listening to Nick, he totally introed that correctly."- Kevin "I'm doing the weather."- AJ "He hasn't decided what color his hair should be."- Brian "You guys have a wonderful day and keep yourself nice and cozy."- AJ "Your talkin on a cell phone and your HOW old?"- Brian "Stop messing with those buttons AJ."- Nick "I need to use the facilities."- Howie "I'm doin the group decisions here."- AJ "Alright forget about it...it was a good idea but...no no NO!"- Nick "Nick's gettin hooked on phonics."- Howie "I'm gonna kick somebody's butt."- AJ "I'm gonna have to go to the ear, nose and throat specialist now."- Kevin "Tell those girls to go to school."- Brian "Police...we need help."- Brian "Hey, what are you doin here?"- Nick "How'd you get untied from the toilet?"- Howie "What about the one eyed pirate?"- Brian "Good job Bone."- Nick "Man, why do you have to do that...you know I don't like that."- Nick "He was so starstruck, he didn't even know it hurt until later."- Nick "Dude, I ain't gettin freaky!!!"- Nick "I'm a gentle person...I don't like to fight."- Nick "I'm just an all around great son, even tho I'm a pain in the ass."- AJ "They're walking the plank!"- Howie "What the heck dude?"- AJ "What do you think of this Howard Dwaine Dorough?"- Nick "I think you'll be out here a lot longer then I will."- Howie "Lou, Lou, Lou..."- Kevin "This is not Bob Barker this is Nick Watch 10"- Nick "Your name is Nick Carter...not Nick Watch 10"- Howie "This is Nick Watch 10....ya know like News Watch 8?"- Nick "What's that little jiggle-whatser in your arm? Is that a flux capacitor?"- Brian "Want an Altoid?"- Nick "We asked her what a girl wants...unfortunately it wasn't any of us."- Howie "We wish he would just....go away."- Kevin "Her and her MOTHER!?!?"- AJ "He's the penny pincher."- Kevin "He was a turtle baby..."- AJ "Have we ever SHARED?"- AJ "I hate plates."- Nick "What? A1 Steak Sauce?"- Kevin "Are there any single women in Australia?"- Nick "No, they're all taken, Nick."- AJ "Now Brian and Kevin are married, so no one likes them anymore."- AJ "I don't know, man. What about Argentina? They like to tip over buses."- Nick "We're gonna hold a globe? OK, cool."- Howie "I suppose you think that's funny?"- Kevin "He helped me out a little bit in my career so thought - get him a toaster."- Brian "I�ll do it, but what do you want me to say?"- Nick "Don�t flub it up..."- Brian "Flub, flub, flub!"- AJ "Why do we need to do it again?"- Kevin "They said please..."- AJ "Who the heck is directing this show anyway? Just kidding!"- Kevin "Do I have to do it again?"- Nick "Aahh, you flubber!"- AJ "I didn�t flub it up..."- Nick "AJ's so excited."- Brian "I was sweatin my butt off."- Howie "That was one of the cheesy ass parts...."- Kevin "Would you take me seriously?"- AJ "Is that the toilet?"- AJ "I'm so sick...I cannot speak."- Nick "Preparation for the EMA's...is um...It's always an event."- Brian "I drink beer."- AJ "AJ drinks beer but he's not supposed to be drinkin beer."- Howie "It's the hurry up and wait business of show business."- Kevin "Ready to perform...."- Nick "What the heck?"- Howie "This is the way to travel right here y'all...daaaannng."- Kevin "This is some Michael Jackson shit right here."- Kevin "Look at this...it just keeps on going...it's an energizer bunny."- Brian "Man this looks like a Puffy video."- Brian "I will not be serving any alcoholic beverages...except to myself so ha ha ha ha ha."- AJ "I don't give a damn I'll act like a kid."- Nick "Kids....playin with the microphone...you'd think they'd never touched one before."- Kevin "We're about to pull each others hair out."- Nick "You can tell there's a camera on...that's what you can tell."- Kevin "Happened a little sooner then expected."- Brian "The rides great it's just a little bit of.....bugs."- Brian "You're gonna run up in a lamp post."- Kevin "I told you we were gonna hit somethin and we did."- Kevin "South AFRICA you DILDO!"- Kevin "Kevin just called me a dildo."- AJ "You can kiss my ass."- AJ "My booty smacker....say my name say my name."- Howie "Backstreet Boys fans in general are like the secret service..."- Brian "So what do we do? Back up and turn around? HELL NO!"- Brian "Why are you trippin?"- Nick "What's goin on here?"- Nick "That's typical....Brian....please send Nick over."- Brian "No Kev. I was dead serious"- Brian "AJ is just a freak, even off camera"- Nick "And I'm like Jesus, now I gotta go onstage after you tell me that?"- AJ "If you don't mind my asking, what the hell happened to you?"- AJ "...but Nick's consistently funky."- Kevin "You even pull your cheeks apart. You lean over to do it man!"- Brian "One time in Europe we were onstage and Nick let one go, and it was like a green film."- Brian "We're men...we do it loud and proud."- Howie "All right...enough about the farting."- Kevin "Ok, I'll rub one out every once in awhile."- Kevin "He's just ya know...makin sure everybody knows he's single."- Brian "I think Kevin knows the dates...why don't you tell em Kevin."- Nick "I know what?"- Kevin "What are you shakin your head about?"- Kevin "You are TOTALLY wrong."- Howie "AJ doin a little bit of No Name Johnny somethin...."- Nick "Alright, next song..." - Howie "Lookie here I got one little part...ooooohhhh."- Nick "Well this is our first time to Brazil so you�d be correct in saying that we�re not virgins to Brazil anymore�"- Nick "For your dogs."- Nick "I was GETTING to that."- Brian "I swear it's me. I swear!"- Nick "To all those people in the press who don't want pop music to continue on....sorry."- Brian "Did I lose you?"- Kevin "Man, I got hat head!"- AJ "Shoot they couldn't find me if they had to"- Kevin "I went through all the different stages of the chia pet."- Howie "I KNEW he was gonna say that."- AJ "I love Goonie kids."- Nick "But you talk like this."- Brian "HIT IT NICK!"- Howie "Man that's gon be a large phone bill"- Kevin "Someday when I get to be as old as Kevin and Brian"- AJ "Cuz I'm insane...and I was bored"- AJ "What do I see there? It's a lot of people"- Nick "The song is about um....what exactly is it about Kevin?"- Nick "I had a brain fart"- Nick "That's what I was gonna say"- Nick "He's a little nervous today"- Kevin "You got GOOD taste"- Howie "We're gonna get in trouble we gotta go"- Howie "We're gonna get arrested"- Kevin "Had to do it...we just had to do it...dammit"- AJ "If the police we'll let us...we'll be here"- Kevin "The Backstreet way...that's the right way"- AJ "What's he talkin about huh?"- Nick "This is some good beef jerky"- Howie "He shouldn't be eatin beef jerky"- Nick "Out of all these years man you finally got out of the wink phase"- AJ "Brian's always doing this *points*...watch..."- Nick "That was defenitely taking the piss out of it"- Howie "You're embarrassing me"- Howie "They saved the best for last...ya right"- AJ "I was a genius"- Brian "DocumenTARIES"- Nick "What'd I say?"- Nick "DocumenTARY is kinda like a secretary."- Kevin "You want some caffeine?"- Kevin "Could we have some caffeine...cuz I need some..."- Kevin "This is the underworld"- Kevin "Then the lord blessed me with being 5 foot 7."- Brian "Oh God, What'd I do?"- Nick "This is annoying"- Nick "I guess I had that one comin."- AJ "Howie..c'mere say ah"- Nick "WAIT WAIT WAIT Does anyone out there have a request?"- Kevin "Alright who's sayin extra pickles on the whopper?"- Nick "Oh God this is turning into a full production"- Howie "No onions because your breath smells SO BAD!"- Brian "Sometimes we try to lose our security"- Brian "The eyes of a woman are like the deep ocean, there are so many treasures to be found"- Nick "Hi I'm Kevin, can I hang out with you forever?"- Kevin "I like legs"- Kevin "We're always bein in a tiff."- Kevin "Thing...what's a thing?"- Howie "Are we on the air?"- Nick "You broke my eardrum"- Brian "Did we come in the right door?"- AJ "I'd pay $10,000 to go on a date with Howie"- AJ "Chill, we got time for that"- AJ "Wanna jump out and let them all catch you."- Nick "Where's the beef?"- Brian "Like green eggs and ham?"- Nick "French fries and steak?"- Brian "Do you know what Waffle House is? We go there..."- Nick "It fluctuates ya know....."- Nick "..we get a little self-centered sometimes.."- Brian "Oh God, Whatever"- Nick "I am the Whopper Man"- Howie "What are you doin man?"- AJ "Ohmigod! Your knees are so hairy."- Brian "Watch your language sir!"- Nick "Scott made me cry."- Nick "Looks like you just got out of the shower and threw a towel over your shoulders."- Brian "Roll your package."- Boys "If I even try to make something funny... it'll be like cheap, cheap, cheap."- Nick "Nick has a really bad left eye."- Brian "Oh that was a wet one."- AJ "Does anyone have any depends? I think I wet myself again."- AJ "My pacemaker battery is low."- AJ "By God, I knew we'd beat that Boy Band phase."- Brian "It's called "Clear!"- AJ "I felt like Brian Woods"- Brian "If I had a cap, I would tip it."- Brian "You had cake in your ears?"- Brian "This is not professional softball."- Kevin "Kevin being the last one out...Kevin owes $50. We're in the home state of Lexington, Kentucky where Kevin and I grew up and he's gonna have to pay a fine. I'm gonna go get my jacket so I don't owe any money."- Brian "We all ran out the door very quickly and Kevin was the last one out. Being the last one out, Kevin owes $50."- Howie "I'm biting everybody that comes in here. I'll even bite Andre."- Nick "I feel like bitin'!"- Nick "Do I have, like, an infection down here? Does it look, like, green?"- Nick "We going skinny dipping...in a Puerto Rican creek!"- AJ "I got my trunks on underneath my pants...it's so hot."- Howie "We don't know our own song...we don't do that one anymore."- Nick "Awww pshaw...I ain't ready."- Nick "Well there's a big one...is that it?"- AJ "Ooooooook."- Brian "This is a big ass frickin plane."- AJ "HOLY COW!"- Brian "Come on now dammit."- AJ "We're goin on a plane....this is the plane...we love the plane."- Nick "So we had fun tryin to break those."- Brian "Aw man this is our first stop and there's nobody here."- Kevin "I hate boats...I get seasick."- AJ "They know I smell...cuz I wear the same clothes over and over again."- Nick "That's all tuna in this damn thing."- Howie "Comin through...we're American we don't know any different....trust me we can't even drive back in the US."- AJ "It's not my fault...they made me wear it."- AJ "I'm gonna lose a finger that way dawg."- Nick "I'll take one for the team."- AJ "It was a little big for me."- Nick "He's afraid to use the chapstick."- Howie "Where we goin right now?"- Nick "I'm tired of these guys..."- AJ "Kev's all up in the mountains so he listens to those serenity tapes."- Nick "Spider man spider man, does whatever a spider can."- AJ "AJ, why are you wearing Lingerie?"- Kevin "DUUUUUUUDE!"- Nick "This girl will not give you no lip....she'll be there for you."- Howie "It's a BLOW UP DOLL!"- Nick "Cuz I am TWICE THE MAN!"- Nick "First I'm gonna send my lil shark down there."- Nick "My skin's here...on me."- Howie "I had a curly chia pet."- Howie "Ok....just one second."- Brian "We don't know some of our own trivia."- Brian "That's how she remembers the song...the naked one."- Kevin "What's the square root of an obtuse triangle."- Kevin "Well then take Tokyo then."- Nick "When he goes to the bathroom at a restaurant he's like guys....will you go with me?"- AJ "What are y'all doin?"- Kevin "Go Kevin, Go Kevin."- Nick "Save some for me."- Nick "Does that mean your a vampire?"- Kevin "Howie's law would be....everytime a Backstreet Boys concert comes into town the kids have to be off of school."- Howie "We're over some ocean...dunno where the hell we're at."- Nick "In a minute we'll be serving some beverages and Kevin you suck at football"- Nick "And Howie was snoring and it was just terrible."- AJ "If the FAA ever finds this out they're gonna kick my butt."- Nick "I'm not catholic ya know but....Howie taught me that."- Nick "Man, that's the most interesting question I've ever heard."- Nick "I'm more into entertaining and women...."- Howie "I suck at water polo...."- Brian "I suck at playin monopoly."- Nick "I'd go hide man cuz you ain't gonna eat me."- Nick "If y'all ate me I'd be mad."- Nick ". . .a rinky-dink stage . . . ." -AJ "They got a special thrill out of it." -Howie "It's almost 200 feet wide." -AJ "I was going to say that, but you didn't give me a chance to finish." -Howie "Those were hard on the old groin area." -Kevin "That was real bad." -AJ "Yeah, we have some pretty nifty gadgets on this tour." -AJ "Giant potatoes hitting the earth." -AJ "I don't pay attention to it." -AJ "Never knew we had it, never knew we lost it." -AJ "He'll be 45 and I'll be 30...still dancin up on stage."- Nick "I'm gonna keep goin dangit."- Nick "No naked fat guys...."- Nick "It's not autumn..."- Brian (said in a gay voice) "Spring BREAK dude."- AJ "Ya right...in your dreams punk."- AJ "Ya know I just can't talk today man."- Nick "April fresh...."- AJ "We're tryin to sell some records...."- Kevin "When you get sand in your drawers."- Brian "Not necessarily the granny drawers."- Nick "You're the LAST person I wanna talk to."- AJ "I am not a part of this. See? I'm over here."- AJ "Echooooooo..."- AJ "I have no butt to hold these pants up."- AJ "See!! I TOLD ya it was loud!!!"- AJ "This is some CRAZY stuff....BOOYAH!"- Brian "We were a little piss-mad MAD."- Nick "Sexual chocolate..."- Howie "Spice girls came in....had a couple hits...milked the market and then left."- Nick "I think your drinking too much fluids." - Nick "Too much agua."- Nick "I don't have that problem." - Nick "What the heck is estrogen."- Nick "It kinda dried up...like estrogen."- Nick "We're all wearing underwear."- Howie "That's great Howie."- Kevin "What am I wearing right now? Underwear"- Nick "It tends to be AJ."- Nick "Watch out for the booty calls."- Nick "It ain't me tho...."- Nick "What's a boy band?"- Kevin "Ya...we didn't wanna blow ourselves up onstage."- Brian "It's Backstreetboys.www.com."- Nick "I'd have really screwed ya there."- Kevin "That's a good idea."- Kevin "It was during the pictures."- Brian "She digs you man."- Kevin "Where the headphones at?"- Nick "If I crack don't sue me."- Brian "Brian passed out on the floor right over there."- Nick "It's all hot and mushy when it comes out."- Kevin "You don't have to wear anything you don't want to AJ."- Kevin "Ya...he was sent to his room...he's grounded for the rest of the day."- AJ "All you gotta do to piss AJ off is to tell him how to be."- AJ "I wanna be bald as a babies butt..."- AJ "Ya think????"- Brian "We had a bad hair day that day...so we didn't wanna be on the cover."- AJ "Like he's sitting in the studio turning knobs and stuff...he couldn't tell you what that knob did...."- Kevin "You minus me equals single."- Brian "This is why they made the phrase no comment."- Nick "Oh good lord."- Nick "I'm not that hostile."- Nick "Who whizzed in your cheerios"- Kevin "Kev...all I gotta say is....beauty before age."- AJ "There's not enough room in here for all of you and my hair"- Howie "So get a haircut"- Brian "Why's it always gotta be me that breaks something?"- Nick "I got green crap on my crotch"- AJ "SHE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU!"- Howie "I'm tipsy but the camera man is F*CKED UP!"- AJ "This is the Diary of a drunk Backstreeet Boy." - AJ "I have a shack on the beach."- Nick "You'll see Howie in Victoria's Secret."- Nick "Not unless I'm buying it for someone else."- Howie "Nick punched AJ in the face one time before a show."- Kevin "Nick bites Kevin's leg on the plane."- AJ "We're not like that man..."- Nick "He's lyiing..."- Kevin "Holy lordy almighty."- Brian "Nick wanted me to point out that Nick, me and Howie are all single."- AJ "HELL YA!"- Nick "As you know....well, you might not know."- Nick "I think Spice World was a bad experience for everybody...."- Kevin "Why me?"- AJ "Great opener."- Nick "Why couldn't we start with something easier?"- Brian "I can't remember...I'm too old."- Brian Brought to you by http://fly.to/whodaman/ ****************************************************************************************** "Ashes to ashes..dust to dust..without women..mens things would rust!" AJ McLean "I am a lawn gnome"Nick Carter "If you were a porch baby...I'd take all the nails out and screw you" AJ McLean "Here we go. Goin' to the show. Going to cheerio. Come on people, come on, let's go, let's go, move it on out." Kevin "Kevin's obssesive-compulsive-'Don't touch that door handle, I just cleaned it!" AJ "Ooohhhh....naughty Catholic school girls!" Howie (AJ, starts singing with a low voice) "Ooops, I did Justin again, I played with his thing... [walks away with a devil smile on his face] ..Sorry!" "Why do men have nipples? For women to kiss!"-AJ "Being honest, when I see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is, well, if she's looking at me, her eyes but if she's not then her booty. I watch it go from side to side. It doesn't matter what size it is but Yeah, I know. I'm a man. Sorry!" AJ "If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice????" Nick Miscellanous ******************************************************************************************* Nick and AJ DJing: "GOD I've always wanted to say that." "Yippppeeeeeee." "Aight....who scratched my NSync record?" "His butt cheeks are hangin off the back of the seat right now." "YO anybody got some jumper cables?" "We're gonna attach jumper cables to each one of his butt cheeks." "I don't wanna hear nothin out yer mouth." "Man SHUTUP!.....STOP TALKIN MAN!" "That feels good don't it?" "His left butt cheek's turning red." "Once a year I watch wrestling...." "WHAZZZZUUUUUPPPPP!!!!" "You asked me if it was me....I said it's me..." "Ya can't feel your booty?" "What the heck is this, man?" "I just wanted to ask you if you knew what it was about...." "Oh no....my bad..." "I wouldn't be caught dead or alive with them...." "I miss your big ol booty...." "He's a homeless man....he's one of my favorite friends...." "No KID Nicky not LITTLE Nicky." "Well then get a bigger one, man." "Try to get in with the other girls." "Let's check on our bitches....." "What's that guy's name?" "We want y'all to go and knock on people's dressing rooms...." "This is America...you should be able to get good prices." "Tell him to growl for us real quick." "Just don't piss off none o them biker people." "So she was like trippin huh?" "We just got brand new thongs, man this ain't right." "Breasteses not BREAD!" "Cali-NO...what are we lookin for?" "MAN, HE CALLED ME A GIRL!" "I'm Nick Carter...I'm lookin for the CD....do you know who Nick Carter is?" "This ain't Frankie Valli man, pick up the phone." "I figured y'all would be able to help me out...cuz I don't wanna hafta pay for the CD....cuz ya know....I'm Nick Carter." "I don't wanna call the record company...they never give me free CDs." "Please, man....don't make me cry." "Ya know what....I thought the customer was always right...." "He just hung up on me...." "Lynn......not that way...." "These are some DAMN good chicken wings." "The fellas have arrived and I do like their dresses?" "Man, you got some HAIRY legs dawg." "Man, why don't you put Britney on the phone." "Stop bein all defensive man, why don't you put Britney on the phone.....what are you afraid someone's gonna steal your woman?" "He likes silicone valley." "We don't wanna talk to you...we wanna talk to Britney." "How many times have I said that?" "Don't be DISSIN Genesis...."

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