This is one of the best reviews I've seen. Sorry to you if you're a KoRn fan.
Artist: Korn
Album: "Untouchables (2nd Review)"
Label: epic
Genre: Alternative
Reviewer: Metalhead Ninja
Review: Whoopedy-fuckin-do, its the return of the 1st ever mallcore band to grace the world with their sound of whiny uninspired bullshit, to ruin the meaning of music even more. And they bring us yet another bland-assed album for all the teeny-boppers to enjoy and for all the true metalheads to despise. Holy shit, they're not even trying anymore. I guess they realized that as long as they're Korn, the lemmings will love anything they put out, regardless of how shitty it is. I could just see what Jonathan queer boy Davis was thinking with his fellow Kornhole band mates when they decided to make this. "HEY GUYZ I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! WE CAN MAKE OUR MUSIC AS LAZY, IRRELEVANT AND SHITTY AS WE WANT, THEY [the dumbasses that actually like this crap] WON'T CARE, AS LONG AS ITS KORN! SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WE SHOULD BE PUT EVEN LESS EFFORT INTO MAKING THIS PIECE OF SHIT THEN ALL OF OUR ALBUMS COMBINED! WE'LL WIN ALL OF THEM OVER WITH OUR SHITTY UNINSPIRED "RIFFS" AND DEPRESSING LYRICS IN THE STYLE OF WHINY GOTH KID POEMS!!!"
Somebody please tell me how the fuck this album went gold (or platinum, either way)? Seriously, I'm starting to think people are way too stupid to realize exactly what the hell they're listening to. Either that or there has been a major increase in dumbass whiny goth kid-like assholes who love Korn. I really don't know. Anyway, if you like the typical mallcore garbage, you will love this album, along with the rest of the lemmings who think Korn is the best metal band to ever grace the earth. If you have any sanity left, and know that Korn sucks and their relation to anything metal is non-existent, you will steer clear of this (unless you have a liking for typical boring-ass alternative 'music' as well). I had the utter displeasure of being forced to listen to this by a friend of mine. After enduring 20 minutes of listening to the crap, I proceeded to powerbomb my friend through his boombox, shattering it along with the CD. And oh yeah, we're not friends anymore. Why God, why do I even try?
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