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SARDAR JI JOKES -3

In a party one of Sardarji's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat in an empty stomach. He replied "Nine". His friend asks him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach is no longer empty. Then how can you eat Nine??"
Impressed by this tricky question, Sardar as soon as he goes back home asks his wife, "How many chapattis can you eat in an empty stomach??" She says "Six"
Sardarji : "If only you had told nine I had a nice reply for it."

Five Sardarji came to KOLKATA & decide to start a business. But no knowing 'bout anything on that, they decided to open a garage to wash, maintain cars etc. They started it , but three months
gone , they didn't have a customer. It turned out that they made up the garage in fifth floor of the building !
So this business is out of order , they decide to open a saloon in there. But another three months gone, they are still out of customer. Now they found out that they changed the business , but didn't the hording at the ground floor !
So end of this business too. Now they have to think of a new one . They decided to drive taxi. But Three months gone again & they are our of riders. Ask why ? Since all five of them are business partners, so they are all "working for the business", i.e., all are on taxi all the time !

sardarji#1 : went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
sardarji#2 : had taken the receiver.
sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?
sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.
sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?
sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband came to Kashmir today.
sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
sardarji#2 : Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
sardarji#1 : What...? Are you in the third floor?
sardarji#2 : Yes Sir.
sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

Santa Singh was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally ,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him," Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition.

Banta started to explain his "Adventure".
He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied" I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied, " I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?". The Owner asked," WHY????????? " I want to stay here tonight !!!!.

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

On a double-decker bus ,One sardarji is saying to the other : Voh paji, woh uporwala bus nehi jayagi , come downstairs !

A nurse came out with the new-born baby. Sardarji, who was the father of the kid, rushed to take the kid and screamed, 'Puttar hua! Puttar hua!' The nurse slapped him saying, 'Leave my finger, you idiot, it's a girl!'

There was a Sardarji who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down from the building his watch slipped and started falling down. He started running down the staircase.
On the way he saw some guests coming up. They asked him, 'Why are you running so fast?'
Sardarji says, 'My watch fell from the terrace!' Guest says 'So why are you running? It must have broken by now!'

Sardarji replies 'no, it is 2 minutes late' (Got from my friend Shraya Saha)

Once a Sardarji was on a railway platform shouting, 'Oh Balle Balle. I made a fool out of this Railway Department. This is so good. Oh Balle.'
Another Sardar came across to him and asked him, 'Oh tusi kis gal pe has rahe ho?'
The Sardar answered,'Oh Kuch nahi paji. Yeh Railway Department nu maine ullu banaya. '
'Oh, voh kaise?' Asked the other Sardar.

The previous one replied,' Oh paji, maine to Railway da ticket khareeda, aur train main gaya hi nahi!!'. (Got from my friend Shraya Saha)

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