| Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill
Gates all die in a plane crash.
They are standing before God, seated
on His throne.
God asks Al: "What do you believe?"
Al says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we don't protect it,
the whole earth will die."
God says: "I like that, come sit on
my left. Bill Clinton, what do you believe?"
Bill Clinton says: "I believe in
people. I believe the people should be empowered. I believe no one
has the right to tell someone else what to do."
God says: "I like that, come sit on
my right. OK Bill Gates, what do you believe?"
Bill Gates says: "I believe you're
sitting in my chair."
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