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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a

river, his axe fell into the river.  When he began crying, God appeared and

asked him, "Why are you crying?"  The woodcutter told Him that his axe has

fallen into water.  God went down into the water and reappeared with a

golden axe. " Is this your axe?", God asked.  The woodcutter said "No".  God

again went down and came up with a silver axe."  "Is this your axe?", God

asked.  The wood cutter said "No".  God went down again and came up with an

iron axe.  "Is this your axe?" God asked.  The wood cutter said "Yes".  God

was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes.  The

woodcutter went home happily.

 

Next day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his

wife fell into the river.  When he began crying, God appeared and asked him,

"Why are you crying?" "My wife has fallen into water."  God went down into

the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?", God asked. 

"Yes", he said.  God was furious. "You cheat! I will curse you......", God

scolded.  He quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. 

If I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones.

  If I also say "No" to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I

will say "Yes".  Then you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I

will  not be able to look after all the three. So that's why I've to say

"Yes".

 

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