Whale food 
    
    Here's one for you.... I laughed out loud! 
 
   A little girl was talking to her teacher about 
    whales. 

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a 
    human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is 
   very small. 

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher, 
    slightly irritated, reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; 
   it was impossible. 

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." The 
    teacher asked sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little 
   girl replied, "Then you ask him."