Bacon and eggs please-
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some
breakfast.
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A
slice of toast?
Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He
declines.
"It's this Viagra," he says,"it's
really taken the edge
off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like
something."A bowl of
homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese
sandwich?" she
inquires. He declines. "It's this Viagra,"
he says,"It's
really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. She'll
go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like
maybe a
steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a
tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of
minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he
says,"It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says,"Would you mind
letting me up? I'm starving.