Retired Cop
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up
and down the halls in her
wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a
car.
As she's going down the hall an old man jumps
out of a room and says,
"Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding.
Can I see your driver's license?
"She digs around in her purse a little,
pulls out a candy wrapper, and
hands it to
him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her
way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out
of a room
and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back
there.
"Can I see your registration
please?" She digs around in her purse a
little,
pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives
her another
warning and sends her on her way.
She zooms off again up and down the halls
weaving all over. As she comes
to the old
man's room again he jumps out. This time, he's stark naked and
has an
erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh
no......not the Breathalyzer again!"