: When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything

 

 : from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them

 

 : come with postage paid return envelopes, right?

 

 :

 

 : Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in

 

 : these cool little envelopes!

 

 :

 

 : Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a

 

 : pizza coupon to Citibank.

 

 :

 

 : If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their

 

 : application back! Just make sure your name isn't on anything you

 

 : send them. Heck, you can send it back empty if you want to just to

 

 : keep 'em guessing!

 

 :

 

 : Let's turn this into a chain letter!

 

 : Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting

 

 : all their crap back in the mail.

 

 : Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail,

 

 : and best of all... THEY'RE paying for it!

 

 : Twice!

 

 :

 

 : Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is

 

 : cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase

 

 : postage again!

 

 :

 

 : Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty