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WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF MANILA IS ATTACKED?
(Author: Unknown)

 

 

 After the tragedy in New York and Washington the
 question arises:
 
 WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF Manila IS ATTACKED?
 
 Well ... if that happens, there can be no
 comparison. That's because in Manila,
 we are much better prepared for these
 kind of attacks.
 
 1.  We do not have tall buildings. The only large
 structure that can be seen from above is the
 Marcos monument in Ilocos and terrorists
 are welcome to target that.
 
 2.  We all get on the job late in the morning
 specially government employess, so at 8:45
 there won't be sufficient people to kill (well,
 even at 10 am!).
 
 3.  Fire fighters and police officers will do
 their utmost not to get to the spot in time.
 They will reach there just when everything is
 over, so there will be no casualties among them.
 
 4.  The national airline would surely have fouled
 up the terrorists plans by being delayed again or
 crash before even getting to the target due to
 mechanical trouble.
 
 5.  A Pinoy would not have used his cell phone to
 call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it
 over the head.
 
 6.  If a terrorist was living for one year in
 Manila he would've been robbed and molested so
 many times he would've given up and gone back
 to his home country long time ago.
 
 7.  In Manila, the terrorists would not have
 gotten the flight manual, they would've had
 to pay for it.
 
 You see... in Manila we are well prepared!

 

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