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| Costly Vet Bills | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A man who brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, |
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| "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away." "What?" screamed the man. |
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| "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I want another opinion!" With that, the vet turned and left the room. |
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| In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark". The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. |
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| As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. |
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| The dog's owner went postal. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" The vet shook his head sadly and explained. |
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| "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| but with the Lab work and the cat scan..." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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