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GREEN SIDE UP
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a
contractor in to help her. |
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They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. |
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She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral
beige, very soft and warm."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. |
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Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"
The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. |
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They wander into the next room. |
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She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. |
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Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"!
The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide. |
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They wander further into the next room. |
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She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. |
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Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!
This is too much. The woman has to ask. |
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So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, |
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but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' |
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What on earth does that mean?"
The contractor shakes his head and says, |
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"I have four blondes laying sod across the street." |
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