How to Shred a Box
by: Maggie Mae
Step One:
Find the opening to the box and begin chewing.  Spit out the little pieces next to the box.
Step Two:
Be sure to hold the box down on the ground as you rip more and more pieces off.  It is okay to leave some "larger" pieces for later.
Step Three:
Be sure to ask a human for help with those larger pieces.  This makes the human feel important and needed by you.
Step Four:
Take pride in your work.  A job well done deserves a nice scratch on the back.
Maggie will take you home.
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