Top Ten Reasons Why I didn't
Do My Homework

10.  My little sister ate it.

  9.  I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took EVERYTHING I had, including my homework.

  8.  Our new puppy used it for "housebreaking".

  7.  Some creatures from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain works.

  6.  I left it in my shirt pocket, and my mother put it in the washing machine.

  5.  I didn't do it because I didn't want to make the other kids in the class feel bad because theirs wouldn't be as good as mine.

  4.  I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's already heavy workload of grading papers.

  3.  I jumped in a lake to rescue a duck.  My homework drowned.

  2.  I loaned it to a friend, and he suddenly moved away last night.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK....

  1.  I lost it while fighting the kid who said that Mrs. Muzny wasn't the best teacher at Taylor Mill School!