SHORT MOVIES
CONFRONTATION: A girl... some guy... a slap on the cheek... a kick in the face... good times.
THE VENDING MACHINE OF DEATH: One of my first college video projects. This gave my teacher a good example of the kind of shit he could be expecting from me in the next couple years.
I like how you can see the reflection of the diet coke in his sunglasses.
WATCH THE VENDING MACHINE OF DEATH!
CHAIR STOMP DEMONSTRATION: This was a tape I sent to some production company that specialized in Horror/Slasher type films. I figured if I sent in a tape demonstrating a creative method of murder that I came up with, they might use it and give me credit... or maybe even give me a job working with them. Well, I never heard back from them. But hey, I still think the tape is pretty funny. It's all one shot... no cuts. Which adds to the coolness, in my opinion.
I used this kid as an example.
WATCH ME CHAIR STOMP THIS LITTLE GUY!
ADVANCED CALCUMANIA: This was on Glendale Public Access, for my college. Even though it was the best segment on the entire college show, it almost didn't make it on. Why? Well, it's a very long story... and it can be read on my complaint page. It's the one titled, Broadcast Journalism Class.
Me as the professor... ranting about time travel.
"You get a photocopier... place it face down on top of another photocopier..."
Unnecessary wig!
"Use the staplers!"
Me as Lincoln!
WATCH ADVANCED CALCUMANIA HERE!
KILLER FIRST DATE: Shot this in one day... my birthday. A silly silent slapstick short.
