A BRIEF HISTORY OF CRAZY MAN COMICS There once was a man with a dream...a simple dream. And that dream was Crazy Man comics. Then, one day, a guy named Thad came along and stole that man's dream. And now Thad owns Crazy Man comics. The man that wasn't Thad was hit by a crouton...he died instantly. Croutons are good on a light salad. Sometimes I like to eat all the salad first, saving the croutons 'till the end. That way, I have a little treat waiting for me at the end of my salad. And now you know the rest of the story. PRICES Bob the Scientist #0 ... $3.50 Bob the Scientist #1 ... $2.50 Bob the Scientist #2 ... $2.50 Crazy Man comic strips ... 25 cents each. Sardonicomics #1: Hose and Flame ... $2.00 Sardonicomics #2: Killer Cat ... $2.00 Gun Man #1 ... Not for sale. I also made a Crazy Man board game, which I want to make into a computer game. The object is to get a moshpit full of 4 year olds. Everyone who's played it says it's pretty good. No bad reviews...except for Berry Man, who said, "Screw you, it took me like 6 hours to play that game, dumbass scumbag!" Yes, it does take a while to play. Anybody who likes RPGs should be able to handle that, though. More people might like the sequel, because the object of the game is to kill me. |