Written during the Christmas season during my senior year of high school. There was some contest to make stories, art, poetry, or whatever, and the topic was Twisted Christmas. I figured...finally, a way for me to draw Crazy Man at school and not get in trouble for it. I didn't actually turn it in to that contest, though. I did, however, show my govt./econ. teacher to see if he'd get a good laugh. All he said was "When they said 'Twisted Christmas', I don't think taking a crowbar to Santa Claus and little children is what they had in mind."