I wrote this one while waiting my turn to audition for the high school musical when I was in 12th grade. Don't worry, fans, I wasn't actually trying to get a part...I thought it'd be funny and I was also trying to impress a girl I liked in my drama class...who I actually ended up with for almost two years...but that's another story. Oh great, now I'm going to cry myself to sleep thinking about past love. Well shit, I've gotten way off track. Okay, anyway, we were talking about the audition...yes. So when it came my turn, I sung the Denis Leary classic, "Asshole". Now for the surprise ending...I didn't get a part.