This was my first crazy man comic. Now...here are some limericks I wrote.
Limericks are a form of poetry with the pattern, 9, 9, 6, 6, 9... A, A, B, B, A.
There once was a crazy man named Ed
With a magic lamp under his bed
So he wished for a bunch
Of ugly teenage punks
Then got a wrench and busted their heads
There once was a cannibal named Hue
Who couldn't decide what he should do
But since he was quite cold
He got a four year old
And with that, he cooked up some brain stew
There once was a kid named Billy Bob
Who decided to work for the mob
They cut out his liver
Threw him in the river
As a way to deny him the job
There once was a stupid guy named Thad
Who wrote limericks which were not bad
But everyone in class
Thought that he was an ass
Because every damned day he wore plaid