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| Lunchtime Chats Part 2 |
| Author: Reena Email: [email protected] Rating: uh, average, PG15 As predicted and known, Kyle Valenti was embroiled in "Operation: Have A Chat With Maria DeLuca" in the Eraser Room. The only minor glitch in his plan was that he forgot to whom he was talking to. Hurricane DeLuca. Here comes the story of the Hurricane... "Hey, buster! What do you think you're doing dragging me in here?! You're not Michael. You don't have dragging privileges." "We need to have a chat." "Why?" "Why?! You introduce my girlfriend to probation, and you want to know why?" "I just introduced her to it..." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Probation goes to those who are worthy of it." "Oh, so I'm now among the probation-worthy?" "Why yes, Chia. You are." "Why? What did I do?" That Maria girl started to snort and laugh at the Chia. "What?!" "What did you do? How much time have you been spending with Michael these days?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's usually a Michael question." "You know what! I had a point!" "You did?" "Yes, DeLuca, I did. You need to stay away from my girlfriend and stop filling her head with your whacked-out ideas!" "I need to stay away from Tess?" "Yes!" "And that's going to solve your problems?" "Yes." "OW!" For the second time in the day, a boy was thwapped upside the head by one Hurricane DeLuca. "Listen up, Chia. You need to stop allowing stupid things to come out of your mouth. That's going to solve your problems." "Nooo...you need to stay away from Tess." "No, that would be you, right?" "Hey!" "Oh, oh. Poor little Chia." "Don't call me that!" "Why not? I started it. It's my name. I can say it whenever I want to." "No. You. Can't." "What are you going to do about it, Chia?" "Why I oughta..." "You oughta what?" "Ohh! Why Michael puts up with you is beyond me!" "Puh-leeze. Why Michael puts up with me? Ha! That boy is sooo lucky..." "Oh, right. You're his girlfriend and he's the lucky one..." *Thwap* "Ow!" Make that for the third time in the day... "Stop hitting me!" "Stop being an idiot!" "You know...I don't even know why I bothered to talk to you!" "Neither do I, Chia." "Argh! I just want to know why I'm on probation!" "Oh. My. God." "What?" "Kyle, let's just go back to the scene of the crime. Let's refresh your little memory..." "Shut up DeLuca." "Yeah, whatever. How did you get on probation?" "I don't know." "You don't know?" "No. Yes. Well, maybe." "Is that your final answer?" "Bite me, Regis." "Come on. Let's play nice." "Yeah, right." "I won't say Chia anymore..." "Oh, that makes me feel so much better..." "So, what did you do?" "I complimented her bra and she got all psycho on me..." "How did you compliment her bra?" "Huh?" "How. Did. You. Compliment. Her. Bra?" "I, uh, said...lemme think...oh, I said Liz had one just like it." "And?" "I already told you...she got all psycho on me!" "And you see nothing wrong with your comment?" "No." "No?" "Uh, I guess that was the wrong answer..." "You guess?" "Uh oh." "Kyle?" "Yeah?" "You still don't know why it was the wrong answer, do you?" "Uh-" The Eraser Room door was opened at that moment, interrupting Kyle's impending relationship break-through. "Valenti." "Guerin." "What are you doing here?" "I've been sent to rescue you from my girlfriend." "Rescue me? From her? Ha!" *Thwap* Make that four times in a single day that a clueless boy was hit upside the head in the Eraser Room by one Hurricane DeLuca. "I told you to stop hitting me! Oh, shut up Guerin!" "Like I said. I'm here to rescue you from my girlfriend." "I don't need rescuing. I'm outta here." Valenti stalked out of the Eraser Room, leaving Michael and Maria in it. Alone. Michael's original lunchtime plan was back on track. "Oh, how sweet. You came to rescue him...from little old me." "Yeah, whatever. Come here. We still have half an hour..." "Like I said...Mr. Romance." "Oh, shut up and kiss me. It is Monday, you know." "Oh, I know." While Michael and Maria were "sucking face" in the Eraser Room, Kyle came to a realization that he still didn't know how he screwed up. Then, unfortunately for Kyle, there was another realization. Michael and Maria were in the Eraser Room. Which meant he wasn't going to find out for a long time.... "This probation thing just sucks." * * * * * |
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