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| If These Walls Could Talk |
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| Author: Reena Email: [email protected] Rating: uh, average, PG15 "Hey." "Hey." "Wait a sec..." "Umph. Ma-ria! Fine. Fine. How are you this morning?" "Fine, and you?" "Couldn't be better. Now get over here." "Mr. Romance..." "Oh, shut up and kiss me already..." "You know-" Some muffled kissing sounds were heard. Maybe even a groan or two. "You look good today. I really, uh, like the shirt..." "Really?" "Mmm hmm...good neck access..." "I was thinking of you..." "Thanks." The two known as Michael and Maria spent quite a long time "sucking face." So long, in fact, that they never made it to first period. This was not unusual. "You might want to steer clear of Valenti." "Why?" "He thinks you're dangerous." "What?" "Something about probation." "Oh, that. Whatever. He totally deserves it. No, I take that back. He belongs in the dog house." "The dog house? Why?" "Why? Of course. He didn't tell you guys, did he?" "No. I even tried to help him out..." "What?" "You know, let him know how long he'd be on..." "Oh, the benefit of your experience..." "Hey. What did he do? Since Tess doesn't have a "My Little Pony" collection..." "Oh, it was bad. Like, you-wouldn't-even-do-it kind of bad." "Gee, thanks." "Look, you have your defects-" "Defects?" "Yes, defects. But, like I said, you wouldn't even say what he said." "So...what did he say?" "He told Tess that Liz had a bra like hers." "So?" Maria thwapped him upside his head. "Ow!" "Listen up, bub. Call this a freebie. Never tell a girl that you are dating that your ex-girlfriend has the same bra." "Oh." "Oh?" "Now I get it." "Defects." "Hey, you're not the only one who can do that 'probation' thing..." "Really?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Mmph...mmm...mmm... Hey!" "What?" "That's not...mmm...you're...evil." "You complaining?" "No. No complaints. And Max and Alex think they're the lucky ones..." "You're so sweet on Mondays." "Just don't spread it around...I have-" "A reputation to protect. Don't worry, Spaceboy, you're secret is safe with me." The bell signaling the end of first period was heard and the Eraser Room occupants put an end to their rendezvous. Well, not before Michael gave his Maria a quick kiss. "Watch out for Valenti." "You're not going to watch my back?" "Not your back..." "Just my legs?" Michael simply smirked in reply, then took off for his second period class. Maria just sighed. "I love Mondays." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ The Eraser Room was not empty for long. The blonde goddess known as Isabel was gleefully pulling her Alex into the Eraser Room. "A little frisky today?" "Maybe." Alex didn't have time to respond as his Isabel attacked his lips with her own. "Mmm...I love when you spend time with Maria." "Huh?" "You're always, um, frisky after spending time with Maria." "Oh, really?" "Um, yeah. But I mean it in a good way." "You do?" "Yes, I do. I like you frisky." "You do..." "I do..." "Well then get over here..." Again, for the second time, the Eraser Room contained two people "sucking face" and moaning at each other. "So..." "So..." "What did Kyle do to get himself on probation?" "What?" "Oh, he was, like, trying to tell Michael to keep Maria away from Tess because she's dangerous...but he wouldn't tell us why Tess put him on probation." "He was telling Michael that Maria was dangerous?" "He was telling all of us that Maria was a danger to our relationships." "Really?" "Really." "And he didn't mention how his being stupid had nothing to do with his probation?" "No, he completed evaded that question." "Oh, really?" "Isabel, honey, what did stupid Kyle do?" "Alex, sweetie, are you fishing for information?" "Well, uh, yeah..." "And you want me to just come out and tell you what Kyle did?" "Well, yeah." "So give me an incentive..." "An incent-- Ohhhh..." Alex was silently thanking Maria as Isabel did that tongue maneuver that he loved so much. Yep, the boy thought, she's definitely frisky after spending time with Maria. "So...Mmm...what did he do?" "He...uh...told...Tess...that she...Mmm...had...a...bra..." "He told Tess she had a bra? That's why-" "Just like Liz." "Oh. Oohhh... Something tells me he's gonna get more than probation when Maria finds out." "Oh, she already knows. And she wants to tell Tess about 'the dog house.'" "Ah...the infamous DeLuca dog house. A place Michael hasn't even seen yet." "Yeah, who would have thought that Kyle would beat Michael to 'the dog house?" "Well..." "Alex, this is Michael we're talking about. We should be proud that he hasn't actually made it to her next level." "True. Enough about them my lovely lady...How about some more frisky?" "Oh, you want more frisky?" "I wouldn't be opposed to more frisky..." "You wouldn't..." "Not at all." "Well...what Alex wants, Alex gets..." Isabel locked the door "special" for her Alex. After all, no one really needed to interrupt her when she was frisky... Thirty minutes later Alex was still silently thanking Maria. * * * * * |
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