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| Bathroom Conferences Part 1 |
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| Author: Reena Email: [email protected] Rating: uh, average, PG15 Two conversations were taking place in the bathrooms of West Roswell High. Both contained a quartet of friends, two aliens and two humans, grumbling about their respective others and the predicaments they found themselves in. For instance... (Scene: Girls Bathroom) "Can you believe he referred to me as a 'tempermental PMSing Czech girlfriend'?!" "Uh, wonder where he got that from? My retarded Chia, no doubt." "Yeah, well take out the 'Czech' part and I'm sure Michael would swear I qualify." "My boyfriend is now convinced that I'm a spazz." "What?" "Why would Max think you're a spazz?" "Because your Dodgeball totally violated a solemn promise." "Dodgeball?" "It's the only sport Alex excels in besides hacking." "I didn't know that." "Elementary school reference." "Ah, got it." "Face it...aside from Spazz Attack, we all have stupid boyfriends." "And your boyfriend thinks I should accept Kyle's apology." "My boyfriend is now among the stupid." "At least you aren't dating the King of Stupidity." "Oh, I beg to differ." "You both have idiots for boyfriends." "And me?" "Puh-leeze. Girlfriend probably thinks your temper is adorable." "Yeah, and I get to hear it the most." "You're related to him." "I still can't believe Alex said something to him." "Well, I had a talk with him..." "Oohh, is he on probation?" "That's to be determined..." * * * (Scene: Boys Bathroom) "Oh, and thanks Max for blabbing to Maria about what I told you. Now I have Liz and Maria on my case for that one." "Oh, boo hoo." "And you! You just had to call my girlfriend a 'tempermental PMSing Czech'! Thanks a million for that one, too!" "Whoa Valenti. Treading into dangerous territory there..." "Hey, your wacky girlfriend started this whole thing. Her and her mouth." "Kyle, Maria is not the problem." "Oh yes she is, Max. Isabel's probably deciding on my probation as we speak." "Well, I'm getting myself off of mine." "What?! No! No. That's not the plan." "Like I was ever going to go along with a plan of yours." "But you said-" "Kyle, Michael would not go through with it." "What?!" "Listen to Maxwell, Valenti. He knows." "So you were just gonna watch me dig myself in deeper and deeper?" "Yes." "Why?" "Humor factor. You suffer, I don't." "Kyle will be off soon, anyways." "And how do you know that?" "I talked your girlfriend down." "How?" "Powers of persuasion." "Funny how that turned on you, huh Alex?" "Oh, like Maria's just gonna forgive you." "I have a plan to weaken her." "Oh, this I have to hear." "Me too. She wasn't exactly singing your praises last period." "She never sings his praises." "She will." "How?" "Like I'm telling you guys. You all blabber as much as they do." "I don't blabber." "Yes you do, Maxwell. How else would Maria know what Alex said to you?" "She was going to do the Chemistry experiment!" "Our resident blackmailer. Going for the grades." "And you caved to DeLuca." "Kyle, everyone caves to Maria. Where have you been?" * * * |
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