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CHAD ON SHARON OSBOURNE:
Sharon: Excuse me, I�m spitting on myself. My next guest is part of the new breed of actors. He�s smart, sexy and very talented. He stars in the new WB show One Tree Hill. Please welcome Chad Michael Murray.
(Chad enters the stage. He and Sharon hug and sit down.)
Sharon: How are you? Come and sit.
Chad: Thank you.
Sharon: Hi Chad!
Chad: Hi.
Sharon: Alright. Do you know what? I saw you in Freaky Friday and you were so good. I loved the movie so much.
Chad: Oh, thank you very much.
Sharon: Really...really.
Chad: I appreciate that�There�s no (footrest?).
Sharon: No, I know. It doesn�t. It�s awkward. I know. There�s nowhere to put our feet in this.
Chad: Sorry.
Sharon: That�s ok.
Chad: We�ll figure it out. We�ll figure it out.
Sharon: Alright.
Chad: (talking to Sharon's dog) I see you all over the place.
Sharon: I know. Look, she�s�She just might bite. Do it again.
Chad: C�mon. C�mon. No�nah, she probably smells my dog on me.
Sharon: I think she does.
Chad: I was gonna bring Joe but he�s a wolf and I just didn�t want, you know, him start biting her.
Sharon: You could�ve. You could�ve�You know what, yesterday um we had a friend on the show and he brought his dog and I had all of my dogs in so there was eleven dogs in here.
Chad: Wow.
Sharon: �And there was this huge fight going on backstage and everybody�s like �what the hell� and all you could hear were these, you know�It sounded like a pack of wolves.
Chad: Really.
Sharon: But anyway, I want to know all about you.
Chad: Oh wow. All about me�
Sharon: Were you very popular at school?
Chad: No, man, I was a nerd.
Sharon: C�mon.
Chad: I�m tellin��No, I�m serious!
Sharon: No�yes�right go on.
Chad: No�I�.OK, you wanna know?
Sharon: Yes, go on.
Chad: I was (thinking?) in high school. I couldn�t get a girl back in high school (unintelligible) because I had no friends. And so I dated out of school. You know like 15-20 minutes out coz they didn�t have these, you know, misconceived ideas that I was a nerd. So I got a girl out of school. That�s how I did it. But in school, man, it was sad. It was very sad.
Audience: Aww�..
Chad: Well, thank you guys, I appreciate that!
Sharon: But you�re making up for it now, aren�t you?
Chad: Oh. I�m tryin�. I�m tryin�. I�m having fun!
Sharon: And so you should. So you should. At your age and the way you look and your talent, I�d be out there just every night banging away.
Audience: *Laughter and applauding*
Chad: Ah. I�m taking note...I�m takin� note. That�s what I�m gonna do from now on.
Sharon: Chad, aren�t you going out with Hilary Duff?
Chad: pfft
(Chad laughs, but you notice he�s kinda sick of that question.)
Sharon: Stop laughing! I wanna know. Inquiring minds�
Chad: Um...No, no�we�I gotta seal that up. No�
Sharon: No�
Chad: No, I�m not dating Hilary Duff. But she�s a really sweet girl, guys, she�s really great!
Sharon: Why aren�t you dating her? She�s so lovely.
Chad: Well, you know, there�s this little thing called prison�And�
Audience: *Cheering*
Chad: �Unfortunately, you know, they set these rules. You know, 15 will get you 20. And so I bought a (belt?) that says �15 will get you 20� and now I�m just walking around with that all the time. No, I�m not gonna date Hilary.
Sharon: Do you know what, we have something in common. Because that�s why I�m not doing this interview in the bed coz I�d get arrested, with you.
Audience: *Laughter and applauding*
Chad: Well, hell I'm legal!
Sharon: *Giggling* Ooh, what�s it like though to be out there and every girl wanting you?
Chad: Oh my God, I think it�s a joke.
Sharon: You love it! Ah, stop!
Chad: mmm.
Sharon: You�re loving every minute. Stop!
Chad: No! No, I don�t get into it, you know. I don�t look on the Internet, or the magazines, or any of that. I just, I really love doing what I do, you know. I love the art of it, I love the therapeutic nature for me. It�s fun.
Sharon: You remind me of a young Brad Pitt.
Audience: *Cheering*
Chad: I love his work, man. 12 Monkeys! Yeeah.
Sharon: I know. Great. He�s a great actor.
Chad: Yes, he is.
Sharon: You�re a baby Brad Pitt.
Chad: I�m a baby Brad Pitt�wow.
Sharon: And I hear also that you are somewhat/one? of a little entrepreneur. You want to open your own restaurant.
Chad: I do! I do. See, I�ve got a few ideas, you know, uh. Have you ever been to like Mary�s Kitchen in Malibu?
Sharon: Absolutely!
Chad: Yeah?
Sharon: Yes, I love Mary�s Kitchen. All the time I go there.
Chad: It�s great! Is it not? Is it not. It�s wonderful. You know, you get little penny candies and deli sandwiches.
Sharon: Yeah, I love it.
Chad: So, I wanna open up a little deli like that, you know, for fun on a Sunday. You know, you get up, get a little coffee, get a little sandwich, (unintelligible) the kids, you know.
Sharon: Yeah.
Chad: And then, I wanna open up a really nice restaurant where you get some classy meal. Give it like a beautiful woman�s name. We�ll name it like: �Sharon�s�. Right? Alright, so we name it that.
Audience: *Cheering*
Chad: And then. My third idea. Now, this is, this one�s probably the one...I don�t know, you guys can tell me, this is probably the one that will do quite well. Well, I�m gonna call it �Crock suckers�. Alright? And�
Audience: *Laughing*
Sharon: Crock sucking?
Chad: Crock...crock suckers.
Sharon: Crock suckers.
Chad: And basically the R�
Sharon: (to her dog) Crock suckers, Minnie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chad: The R... The R, the R will blink on and off. You know, you get Buffalo wings, you know. It�s kinda like Hooters, but with better outfits, alright! Like little Santa outfits during the..for holidays, you know.
Sharon: So, there�ll all be waitresses. No waiters?
Chad: Uh, well, unfortunately, it�s gonna be like a football bar. And you know, I mean, if you�re into that�
Sharon: (unintelligible).
Chad:...like watching some guy in Speedos�It�s just not for me�
Audience: *Laughter*
Chad: �yeah�Not for me. But you know, hey if that�s what you wanna do, that�s what you wanna do. So, it�ll be that, where their service is the best part of the meal.
Sharon: I think that this�Cr-ock suckers is gonna do really well. I really do. I think it�s gonna do great.
Chad: I think so. I think so. Check it out, you know. Ten years, ten years. Tops.
Sharon: In ten years we�ll all be eating at Crock suckers. But, apart from Crock suckering, you�ve got a new TV show.
Chad: Yes, yes..uh�One Tree Hill.
Sharon: And you�ve got a little clip.
Chad: We do.
Sharon: Yes, we do.
Chad: We do.
Sharon: Do you know what the clip is that they sent us?
Chad: No, we�re ready to watch it
Sharon: Let�s have a little look and then we�ll talk about it.
Chad: Alright.
(They show the clip of Lucas and Peyton talking while he�s preparing to tow her car.)
Audience: *Applauds*
Sharon: �so good.
Chad: Thank you.
Sharon: Alright, tell us. Read what�s on there for us.
Chad: Oh, yes! See, I know this information. But�One Tree Hill airs Tuesdays at 9 on the WB, but, you know, sometimes central it�s like 8 o�clock. But it�s after the Gilmore Girls.
Sharon: You are gorgeous! Thank you so much, Chad. Will you come back?
Chad: Yeah.
Sharon: Will you come back when Kelly�s hosting with me?
Chad: Sure.
Sharon: Promise?
Chad: Promise.
Sharon: Alright. Thank you so much. You are so lovely. Thank you so much.
Audience: *Applauding and cheering*
transcript by Kristin
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