You'd rather see a person? yah yah then figure it out for yourself. By the way, I live in South Africa? Too far, ok let's get bach to e-mailing then to start with first things last.
Right, assume you're going to e-mail me although of couse you could e-mail just about anyone else who takes your fancy.
Here's some hot tips hoeny, no no need to thank me just invite me along on your dinner date lol.
So here goes.
Don't ever repaet what I just said in your e-mails, no go on take all the credit honey, you deserve it.
Don't try these tips at home unless your pc glued to yoru dinner table.
Begin with a feasble subject or the spam filter will misconstrue your well construed subject and designate your laborious e-mail to someone's bulk mail folder and you wouldn't want whatever person it is you're e-mailing in Outer Mongolia or Point for that matter not to enjoy the benefit of your years of accumulated wisdom, not so?
Type with discrimination, but use words indiscriminately? Make sense. Don't worry if it doesn't, just between me and you most of this stuff on the Internet doesn't make sense anyway.
e-mail about what you enjoy, but aren't overly fanatical about, oh no that jkuicy content you keep for your own goecities site.
Stay away from rude arrogant e-mailers.
Have a nice conversation online.
Have a snack while you're e-mailing, oh crumbs, don't believe all that nonsense bout not snacking at the keyboard since others do, but don't admit it.
Don't drink mineral water while you're e-mailing, unless you have subscripts to type h two o when your online buddies ask what you're up to.
If you're away from the keyboard buy me a chocolate.
Your online time's special.
So are you.
