Table of Contents

1. Who are the Sea Slugs ?
2. What is THEIR EVIL PLAN! ?
3. How will we stop them ?
4. Why should you JOIN US ?
5. And what does this have to do with Penguins?!

Who are the Sea Slugs ?

a Sea Slug is the evil driver of the cobra sea ray vehicle

Also a bad fashion victim

1. Evil mind, Dirty Mind 2. Their Evil Hockey Emblem 3. Would you be caught dead in these boots?

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What is THEIR EVIL PLAN ?

To destroy GI Joe and take over Cobra...

Also to take Cobra and redirect their efforts into Ice Hockey and win the Stanley Cup.

This Could Happen! Without your HELP!

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How will we stop them ?

By capturing them and burning them alive
OR just shooting them
There is no rehabilitation for these ice hockey junkie bastards!!!!

Also see 101 ways to Kill a Sea Slug

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Why should you JOIN US ?

To STOP THE MADNESS

Also see: Join Us

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And What does this have to do with Penguins?

Penguins are evil

Same with Bunnies, but were not going to talk about the bunnies..

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Revised: November 11, 2002 .