1. Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:
They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure out
which side to spit on.

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2. How are an apple and a I.R.S. agent alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

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3. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

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4. What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

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5. What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.

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6. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.

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7. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.

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8. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.

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9. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.

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I had a nice house in town and clothes on my back until the IRS thugs came and seized it all. Oh, well, I've got a new job and I like the work.

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Some Background Information
Mr. PaybackTime's job is to wee-wee on the IRS every time they pee on a taxpayer. He is a tireless worker... on the job 24 hours/day, 365 days/year.

He's doing the best he can, but the IRS has 115,000 agents who are out there pissing on taxpayers all over America every day. Try though he might, Mr. PaybackTime can't catch up. They use every dirty trick (legal & illegal) to piss on taxpayers... and they know all the tricks (invented most of 'em).

It's time that Mr. PaybackTime got some help and we're gonna do just that. We're gonna get Congress to enact the FairTax Plan and put the IRS out of business... for good!

There'll be no more of the above! The FairTax stops the Gestapo-like IRS thugs cold in their tracks. How? By closing the Agency, that's how!

YOU can help. Click here to VOLUNTEER! to help Americans For Fair Taxation (AFFT), the grassroots volunteer organization that's working to get Congress to pass H.R.25, The FairTax Act.

When the FairTax Plan is enacted, you can proudly stand and say, "I helped bring back FREEDOM to America!"

Bye, bye, IRS... we won't miss ya' at all!