Chuck wanted you all to see nothing but the funniest:
 

A better picture is needed of this man.  BOOM!

Just read the filename.

If you can't figure out who it is, you just don't get out enough, that's all (assuming that you are from a particular small town in Indiana).
 

According to the school newspaper, "The Forever Couple"

The Man responsible for the Identity Drive, Aaron Ruteger.

The flag bearer of the Mother-land.